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PHILANTHROPIST'S LETTER TO THE NOOB65 PART I | |||||||
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MR NOOB65, THIS IS MY PUBLIC SUCKING OF YOUR male reproductive organ
IN ALL MY YEARS OF BROWSING THE INTERNET SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT HORSE male reproductive organ PHOTO, AND TRYING TO FIND MY HOMOSEXUAL FATHER WHO RAN OUT ON ME WHEN I WAS JUST A WEE BOY (ONE OF THESE STATEMENTS IS TRUE), I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS A MODERATOR OF A FORUM THAT I AM SO ENAMOURED WITH. YOUR GRASP OF MODERATING AND THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH IT SURPbumES ANY THAT I’VE SEEN. YOU ARE NOT ONLY CLEAR AND CONCISE WITH YOUR MODERATION, BUT YOU NEVER OVERSTEP THE MARK. TEAM SHORTBUS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THIS, THE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN OVERMODERATED IN THEIR CURRENT FORM FOR 4 YEARS NOW ON DIFFERENT SITES, AND USUALLY TSB’S MAIN GOAL IS TO CAUSE AS MUCH TROUBLE FOR THE MODERATORS AS POSSIBLE. YOU, OUT OF THE MANY MODS THAT WE HAVE COME ACROSS, SEEM TO HAVE BYPbumED THIS NORMAL CHAIN OF EVENTS, AND HAVE EARNED MY – AND I SUSPECT OUR – RESPECT. I TRUST YOU WILL CONTINUE TO MODERATE THE FORUM WITH A FAIR BUT STERN ATTITUDE, AND BELIEVE THAT PART OF WHAT WILL MAKE THIS SITE SO POPULAR IS IT’S MODERATION TECHNIQUE. THE SITE IS, ON THE SURFACE, AIMED AT PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT 4CHAN. PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LOLCATS TO LAST A LIFETIME. PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERY ****ING INTERNET MEME THERE IS GOING…AND TO HAVE OVERMODERATION, NAZI-MODERATION, IF YOU WILL, OF THESE PEOPLE, WOULD BE SYNONYMOUS WITH INTERNET SUICIDE.
I TRULY HOPE THAT EVIL TROUT GETS WISE OF THIS FACT, AND BEGINS TO PAY YOU, EVEN IF IT IS A SMALL WAGE. MODERATION IS GENERALLY A THANKLESS JOB, BUT HELL, IT ALMOST MAKES IT WORTH IT FOR THAT EXTRA PORN DVD YOU CAN AFFORD EACH WEEK, OR THE EXTRA 10 MINUTES OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION WITH THE LOCAL WHORE THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PAY FOR
NOOB65, CONTINUE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. I FOR ONE WILL BACK YOUR DECISIONS COMPLETELY.
NOOB65, I SALUTE YOU
LOVE,
PANTS, AN ENLIGHTENED TROLL |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:20PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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what the hell is wrong with you who do you expect to read all that **** |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:22PM | View Superhero of BMX...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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The sentiment seems nice, but it didn’t really have to be in all caps and bolded. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:23PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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Superhero of BMX Posted:
tl;dr: PANTS and noob65, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:25PM | View UndeadPhallus117...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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PHILANTHROPIST! stop licking phallus it makes us look like wimps Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:29PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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what the hell? more than three lines? im not reading that crap. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:31PM | ****ernet | # | ||||||
Pants was totally serious. In case you were wondering. TL;DR: Pants likes horse male reproductive organ. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:39PM | View Irascible's Profile | # | ||||||
lol
I believe n00b65 objected to (and modded) PANTS’ posts which consisted heavily of caps and bold. This is a letter of love and hate… a piece of art in treading the line. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:42PM | View Skyreal's Profile | # | ||||||
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I can’t wait until PANTS learns to type in caps. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 4:46PM | View ROBO-MONSTER's Profile | # | ||||||
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WHERE’S PART 2 |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 4:53PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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COMING SOON… |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 5:00PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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PhilANThropiSt Posted:
Evil Trout Posted:
n00b65 quoting Evil Trout in READ ME OR BE BANNED Posted:
****. Now what do I do? My gay fanclub head is giving me all sorts of great fannish head, and my boss says the head’s too bold. Or at least too upper-case. What to do, what to do?
Ah, my answer is right here:
PhilANThropiSt Posted:
I guess you’ll be backing me when I ban you, then. And you can appeal to ET, and he’ll probably let you back, and then we can dance again.
As for this thread — I putting it in the Closet. So I guess you’ll all forget about the gay sex PhilANThropiSt has been giving me, because it’s all hidden now.
Sigh. And it seemed he was such a nice boy… |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 5:18PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||