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Gay PHILANTHROPIST'S LETTER TO THE NOOB65 PART I

PhilANThropi-
St

Avatar: PhilANThropiSt's Avatar
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

MR NOOB65, THIS IS MY PUBLIC SUCKING OF YOUR male reproductive organ

IN ALL MY YEARS OF BROWSING THE INTERNET SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT HORSE male reproductive organ PHOTO, AND TRYING TO FIND MY HOMOSEXUAL FATHER WHO RAN OUT ON ME WHEN I WAS JUST A WEE BOY (ONE OF THESE STATEMENTS IS TRUE), I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS A MODERATOR OF A FORUM THAT I AM SO ENAMOURED WITH. YOUR GRASP OF MODERATING AND THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH IT SURPbumES ANY THAT I’VE SEEN. YOU ARE NOT ONLY CLEAR AND CONCISE WITH YOUR MODERATION, BUT YOU NEVER OVERSTEP THE MARK. TEAM SHORTBUS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THIS, THE MEMBERS HAVE BEEN OVERMODERATED IN THEIR CURRENT FORM FOR 4 YEARS NOW ON DIFFERENT SITES, AND USUALLY TSB’S MAIN GOAL IS TO CAUSE AS MUCH TROUBLE FOR THE MODERATORS AS POSSIBLE. YOU, OUT OF THE MANY MODS THAT WE HAVE COME ACROSS, SEEM TO HAVE BYPbumED THIS NORMAL CHAIN OF EVENTS, AND HAVE EARNED MY – AND I SUSPECT OUR – RESPECT. I TRUST YOU WILL CONTINUE TO MODERATE THE FORUM WITH A FAIR BUT STERN ATTITUDE, AND BELIEVE THAT PART OF WHAT WILL MAKE THIS SITE SO POPULAR IS IT’S MODERATION TECHNIQUE. THE SITE IS, ON THE SURFACE, AIMED AT PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT 4CHAN. PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LOLCATS TO LAST A LIFETIME. PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERY ****ING INTERNET MEME THERE IS GOING…AND TO HAVE OVERMODERATION, NAZI-MODERATION, IF YOU WILL, OF THESE PEOPLE, WOULD BE SYNONYMOUS WITH INTERNET SUICIDE.

I TRULY HOPE THAT EVIL TROUT GETS WISE OF THIS FACT, AND BEGINS TO PAY YOU, EVEN IF IT IS A SMALL WAGE. MODERATION IS GENERALLY A THANKLESS JOB, BUT HELL, IT ALMOST MAKES IT WORTH IT FOR THAT EXTRA PORN DVD YOU CAN AFFORD EACH WEEK, OR THE EXTRA 10 MINUTES OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION WITH THE LOCAL WHORE THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PAY FOR

NOOB65, CONTINUE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. I FOR ONE WILL BACK YOUR DECISIONS COMPLETELY.

NOOB65, I SALUTE YOU

LOVE,

PANTS, AN ENLIGHTENED TROLL

Superhero of-
BMX

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

what the hell is wrong with you who do you expect to read all that ****

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

The sentiment seems nice, but it didn’t really have to be in all caps and bolded.

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

Superhero of BMX Posted:

what the hell is wrong with you who do you expect to read all that ****

tl;dr:

PANTS and noob65, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

PHILANTHROPIST! stop licking phallus it makes us look like wimps Log in to see images!

****ernet

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

what the hell? more than three lines? im not reading that crap.

Irascible

Avatar: Irascible's Avatar
4

[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Pants was totally serious.

In case you were wondering.

TL;DR: Pants likes horse male reproductive organ.

Skyreal

Avatar: Boobs
8

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

lol

I believe n00b65 objected to (and modded) PANTS’ posts which consisted heavily of caps and bold. This is a letter of love and hate… a piece of art in treading the line.

ROBO-MONSTER

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 10 Re-Re

I can’t wait until PANTS learns to type in caps.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

WHERE’S PART 2

PhilANThropi-
St

Avatar: PhilANThropiSt's Avatar
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

COMING SOON…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

SUCK-UP STUFF IN BOLD CAPS

Evil Trout Posted:

The sentiment seems nice, but it didn’t really have to be in all caps and bolded.

n00b65 quoting Evil Trout in READ ME OR BE BANNED Posted:

Don’t troll it up with <snip> UPPER CASE text.

****. Now what do I do? My gay fanclub head is giving me all sorts of great fannish head, and my boss says the head’s too bold. Or at least too upper-case. What to do, what to do?

Ah, my answer is right here:

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

I TRUST YOU WILL CONTINUE TO MODERATE THE FORUM WITH A FAIR BUT STERN ATTITUDE <snip> NOOB65, CONTINUE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. I FOR ONE WILL BACK YOUR DECISIONS COMPLETELY.

I guess you’ll be backing me when I ban you, then. And you can appeal to ET, and he’ll probably let you back, and then we can dance again.

As for this thread — I putting it in the Closet. So I guess you’ll all forget about the gay sex PhilANThropiSt has been giving me, because it’s all hidden now.

Sigh. And it seemed he was such a nice boy…

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