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Srs Bsns How would you prefer to die?

Techno_Viking

Avatar: 171243 2010-01-29 08:14:52 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 59 Troll

PRETTY MUCH MERC 2.O

i’d prefer death by … snusnu Log in to see images!

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

peacefully

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I want my brain to be splashed by a giant drill while a hot chick hammers my male reproductive organ. During a thunderstorm.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

peacefully. during a thunderstorm.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Mountain of cocaine. During a thunderstorm.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

if we’re talking suicide

getting aids, strapping explosives to myself, and then drinking bleach and ammonia and then having my stomach or kidneys or bladder or all 3 filling slowly with chlorine gas and bloating and expanding like balloons until my body pops and a combination of bits of me and poisonous gas goes everywhere around me in a huge splatter, and i’d make sure i did it in a crowded room or area and then my aids infested corpse explodes and anyone in the room gets gbumed or aids.

orrrrrrr

100+ gunshot wounds.

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UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

still Log in to see images!

NeoVid

Avatar: 174653 Fri May 22 01:54:45 -0400 2009
13

[WeChall]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Squashed by giant radioactive lizard.

During a snowstorm, just to be different.

Conny_Dachs

Avatar: 202821 Thu Aug 27 02:15:00 -0400 2009
15

Level 63 Camwhore

“Skank-Ass Ho-Bag”

Techno_Viking Posted:

i’d prefer death by … snusnu Log in to see images!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

off topic post

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

if we’re talking suicide

getting aids, strapping explosives to myself, and then drinking bleach and ammonia and then having my stomach or kidneys or bladder or all 3 filling slowly with chlorine gas and bloating and expanding like balloons until my body pops and a combination of bits of me and poisonous gas goes everywhere around me in a huge splatter, and i’d make sure i did it in a crowded room or area and then my aids infested corpse explodes and anyone in the room gets gbumed or aids.

orrrrrrr

100+ gunshot wounds.

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I’d like to be eaten by a bear or mountain lion so my body will rejoin an ecosystem instead of just going to waste

during a thuunderstorm

Odalisque edited this message on 02/17/2010 4:09AM

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

It doesn’t matter how I die the first time, but I want to be reincarnated as the bear or mountain lion that eats Oda, only I’ll die again because I choked on Oda’s bumcheek and then vultures can come and finish eating us both and our spirits will be strewn across the land together as vulture poop and everywhere the vultures poop beautiful flowers will spring up and it will be magical.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Odalisque Posted:

I’d like to be eaten by a bear or mountain lion so my body will rejoin an ecosystem instead of just going to waste

during a thuunderstorm

Feed yourself to a tree, not a carnivore, it’ll last longer and be better for the ecosystem.

During a thunderstorm.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

man-man Posted:

Feed yourself to a tree, not a carnivore, it’ll last longer and be better for the ecosystem.

During a thunderstorm.

a tree can’t catch me, kill me and eat me. bearcat bliggity could, and our remnants would be consumed by scavengers and scattered about the ground and would be washed into the soil and absorbed by trees during a thunderstorm.

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