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Whores [CONTEST] Be my friend, lure me, win 10BPs + a pretty naked pic

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

swine is omg like totally winning.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I’d take you out, give you flowers, a cute present, a fancy dinner, take you home, cuddle for a bit, then I’d **** you in the bum until the furniture screams ‘no more, no more!’.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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bananageddon Posted:

oh and i like reading a good book too. C’mon guys, show me some more effort. Some drawings would be great.

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do you live in a tent or a refugee camp or did you intentionally decorate your room with a ****ty brown tarp from 1972.

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

do you live in a tent or a refugee camp or did you intentionally decorate your room with a ****ty brown tarp from 1972.

I think that hanged rug really brought the room together

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Just a friendly bump (Log in to see images!) to say I was thinking about you.

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

since you made a lebowski reference I will leave your thread in peace

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

since you made a lebowski reference I will leave your thread in peace

whoa

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

bananageddon Posted:

oh, just the usual stuff. I like kittens, long walks on the beach, genitals.

Hah. Anything else?

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

since you made a lebowski reference I will leave your thread in peace

well played brobart

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Convince me to lure you.

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

deMonSPaWN Posted:

Hah. Anything else?

Fran Posted:

Convince me to lure you.

I like to stay at home naked. I can cook tasty italian food. I can ask my fellows to shoot you & your loved ones and my country will be just proud of me.Log in to see images!

Parlok

Avatar: 218776 2010-02-19 11:12:33 -0500
6

Level 69 Troll

Shepard of the Flock

bananageddon Posted:

I like to stay at home naked. I can cook tasty italian food. I can ask my fellows to shoot you & your loved ones and my country will be just proud of me.Log in to see images!

Perfect woman imo

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

just a little bit on the al dente side?

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

In my opinion, contest is to be won by Oleg Mordashov easily. Many reasons why I am the best friend:

– I am nice, outgoing person with hedonistic approach

– I know how to treat woman with respect and tolerance

– I have best taste in: food, beverages, cigars, movies, books, music, theatre, opera, pornography

– I am capable of drinking huge amounts of vodka without problem

– I am capable of eating huge amounts of caviar without remorse

– I know many interesting people you can get to know (high-ranked politicians, diplomats, businessmen, labor union, church representatives, nightclub owners, Forumwarz players, ...)

– I am INVINCIBLE POSTER

– I have well-shaped, good-tasing male reproductive organ

– I can appreciate good bum

– I know how to treat woman without respect and tolerance when necessary

– I drive not-so-bad car

– I have not-so-bad mobile phone

– you can use black credit card if you want

what else would women dream of? Log in to see images! Oleg edited this message on 02/09/2010 4:31PM

iostiogic

Avatar: 217288 2010-01-07 16:23:48 -0500
15

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Oleg Posted:

– I have well-shaped, good-tasing male reproductive organ

winnar.

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Oleg, you can do way better than this.

UPDATE

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  • Fortunato best non-competing entry (as long as it’s just a tubmail)
  • Swine best entry

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keep going, lot of love still available.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

bananageddon Posted:

Oleg, you can do way better than this.

added bananageddon to Flamebate Ignore List

no idea who she thinks she is Log in to see images!

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Oleg Posted:

added bananageddon to Flamebate Ignore List

no idea who she thinks she is Log in to see images!

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matchai

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I GIVE GOOD HUGZ ^^ Log in to see images!

:3

animemangavg

Avatar: Sad Face
10

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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;~;?

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

bananageddon Posted:

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your behaviour was highly unappropriate Log in to see images!

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