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[CONTEST] Be my friend, lure me, win 10BPs + a pretty naked pic
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i’d take you to dinner then we’d go for a walk and end up back at one of our places and watch tv |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:13AM |
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I’m quite happy with my wife, but I hope you can find someone who you honestly like, and who treats you well. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:22AM |
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roses are red
violets are blue
i will **** you with a rake |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:23AM |
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My male reproductive organ is bigger than a can of beer. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:28AM |
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Well, oh gosh, I dunno. I know God doesn’t approve of same-sex couples, but if he did, I would invite you out to dinner. It would be a nice place, but not to fancy or expensive. I would take you home, walk you to your door and ask you out again. IF you said yes, our second date would be a bit more romantic, perhaps on a boat or a beach(too cliché?) where we could be alone and talk more, after we were finished I would do the same as the first date, asking you out on a third. The third date would probably be dinner and a movie, but when I take you home, I would attempt to kiss you at the door. If you weren’t too creeped out by it, we would start to hang out more.
A poem I made for you. Log in to see images!
Oh, bananageddon, you are like that site of flash puzzle games on the net. the best.
Log in to see images! I’ve never been too good with poetry. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:43AM |
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I love you so much that I would let you suck my male reproductive organ and great times on your pretty face.
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 10:59AM |
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Well, as I have man mammary glands, I can write your name in them anytime you want! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 11:01AM |
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MagusDiablo Posted:
this is relevant to my interests. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 11:09AM |
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And, the best part: no need for BP if I won. I’m not a manwhore. I do it for pleasure Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 11:15AM |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 11:25AM |
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Hi Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 12:01PM |
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Post reserved for a special surprise…for a special girl Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 1:17PM |
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If I was on death row and minutes away from being executed and the governor called and said “Sorry can’t grant you a pardon but if you want you can have one last sexual encounter before you die. We sent over the cheapest prostitute we could find have fun.” and then Bananageddon came in and was like “Are you ready?” I would say “blaarrrghghffrghhhllllbllllghrhggfff (thats the sound of me throwing up) holy **** kill me now.”
I am saying I’d rather die than bumociate anything sexual with you. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 2:21PM |
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you are like a yam: sweet and a vegetable. i think it is safe to say i won. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 2:26PM |
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I would let you gargle my nuts but only in a purely medicinal way, as I hear listerine is good for combating herpes outbreaks and that **** is raging down there right now.
Or is it warts that listerine is good for. Cause I’ve got those too. It’s been an epic 5 year battle for control of my ballsack. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 2:35PM |
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Log in to see images! I also have a real copy of this hung up in my room, thus it has been prophetic. If you don’t like the genders, I can be a girl for you. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 2:37PM |
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I’ll be winning this in about four days or so. In the meantime for my money this will be a very short friendwhoring contest.
Oh and bananageddon I wouldn’t worry too much about the haters. |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 3:27PM |
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You make me wish that i was gay so that we could become really good friends because You wouldn’t be threatened by me because i wouldn’t be all like, trying to sleep with You all the time and then we could go out and have fun and say things like
honey you shouldn’t be wearing that your ankles are too thick and who put on your makeup the governor of ny? (cause he’s blind)
and then we’d laugh and sip our gin and tonics but i’d have one too many gin and tonic and you would help me to my couch and i’d be all like oh you are such a good friend i wish there was guys like You that i could sleep with and marry but there aren’t any guys like that are there boohoo
and You would console me and i’d cry on Your shoulder and one thing would lead to another and then we’d be kissing and it would be heaven and confusing at the same time because i know that i’m gay but You’re a girl but this feels so good so right so NOW
and then the next morning we would go buy some morning-after pills and we would never speak of it again especially the part where i cried for 45 minutes after |
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| Posted On: 02/05/2010 6:44PM |
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I’m not really good at selling myself, and, as most people who know me around here will tell you I generally don’t go talking about how awesome I am. However, I try to be a genuine and kind person. I will listen to you, and support whatever you’re into. I will defend you no matter what. I will laugh with you, cry with you, and go to whatever lengths to make sure you’re happy. That’s what an e-friend is for. Also, I come with great references. Log in to see images!
I’m going to leave with this – http://www.mediafire.com/?3khotn5zjmg
it’s an artistic piece I did to express my feelings. |
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| Posted On: 02/06/2010 12:52AM |
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So bananageddon, what are you about? What’s important to you?
I don’t make friends with just anyone you know Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/06/2010 3:56AM |
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