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Butthurt Post-Cheap-Master-Ball-Day SALE!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

For those of you who missed out on Masterballs in the Ppwn show a few days ago, fear not! I have your prayers answered right here!

Here are 10 Master Balls for you to buy!

But may I warn you, this TENTH Master Ball holds a terrible curse. If you buy it, hot women will come to your house EVERY NIGHT and make sweet, sweet love to you. So, homos and heterosexual women stay FAR away. And if no one bids on it I guess I’ll have to bumume you all are gay or chicks. Log in to see images!

So, bid away! A few are 12 hour buyouts, and a few are 72 hour buyouts, but pretty much they ALL END IN 24 HOURS! NO RESERVE, EITHER!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Thanks for the opening bids, spartadude. But cmon. You don’t really want ONE guy to get ALL THESE BALLS.

Tell you what, to encourage more bids, I’m also gonna sell stupid crap I need to sell anyways.

Here are some Beast0r Cables.

Same deal, no reserve, 24 hour auctions. Buy em up!

Also:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

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What the hell is this.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Thanks for the opening bids, spartadude. But cmon. You don’t really want ONE guy to get ALL THESE BALLS.

Tell you what, to encourage more bids, I’m also gonna sell stupid crap I need to sell anyways.

Here are some Beast0r Cables.

Same deal, no reserve, 24 hour auctions. Buy em up!

Also:

What the hell is this.

Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Okay, I can see I’m going to have to bring out the big guns on this one. I have to leave soon, hot women are currently banging down my door (god I’m gonna miss that 10th master ball.)

Here is a super-rare music file you can get in Episode 3.

No reserve, 72h auction. You guys better buy this thing. Or Else. Don’t forget, there’s still masterballs and cables that need a good home.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 02/04/2010 12:44PM

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Okay, I’m bumping it again.

Here’s another auction: An Episode 3 item I got as an IOU and kind of sucks.

Don’t make me sell all my stuff, here.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 02/04/2010 5:25PM

Doctor O

Avatar: 215253 2009-11-01 01:29:35 -0400
30

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boing Boing! I'm bouncing off! :)

Wow, Joseph of Suburbia! These are some good deals! I wish I had an amazing amount of cool items to sell, too. But all I have left is this Corset Piercing.

I don’t need it anymore because… well, you know. Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Whoa! Guys! 441,000? I won’t make the tens of millions of flezz I wanted! Cmon, be cool, blow your savings on stupid crap.

Here’s a HAPPYGAMEFUN. I just can’t give out this stuff fast enough.

Look, I’m gonna level with you. Almost all of my balls end in 46 minutes, and I want them gone. Preferably, I want them gone and 400,000,000 in my pocket, but you can’t win em all.

Last minute bidders, here’s a pokemon themed comic someone sent me this morning. Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

So, I’ve got 6 Master Balls…anybody want one?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Thanks for the bids, guys! My bank account was very pleased with your contributions.

Make sure to bid on that music file! To make sure you do, here’s a much better file:

THE SOGGIEST CRACKER!

24h, no reserve

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Still got 2 masterballs, Spooky’s songs, and The Soggiest Cracker active! Bid all you can!

Here’s ANOTHER Master Ball to keep you bidding!

Sadly, this one has a… less beautiful origin than the others. Still though. 24h, no reserve.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 02/05/2010 8:00PM

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Remember: All these files will be gone TOMORROW!

The horror!

As a gesture of goodwill, I’ve put up ONE LAST MASTER BALL

24h, no reserve.

Keep bidding on those 3 master balls, the soggiest cracker, and the music file!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Yeah, I’ve got two master balls on sale. And an ‘entire second grade girls soccer team.’

I think most people capitalized on the master ball sale. I bought two.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

EVERYTHING GOES IN THE NEXT 2 HOURS!

The music file and THREE (count em) THREE master balls!

Get in those last minute bids!

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