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tl;dr [CLOSED] A p sad day

The God Damn-
Batman

Avatar: 66365 Mon Jan 19 11:55:13 -0500 2009
49

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Another Edit: May as well make the most of this.

It is in part thanks to you that you have brought laughs fun and maybe to some pointless yet somewhat significant purpose to people to many people across a community spanning into the hundreds of thousands. Well at least several hundred once you discount the alts; legal, illegal and Ricket alike.
Anyway…across the world, people tell your stories, something that few people can hold themselves accountable for.

No matter where you go from here, you can always know and remember that.

the funniest part is its not like hes even leaving forever, hes just going to be on less. Also, SNIPE
The God Damn Batman edited this message on 02/03/2010 10:31PM

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

Would you ever consider selling the game to a third party?

What if said third party agreed to an employment scheme that kept you on as a part-time or contracted programmer for it?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Evil Trout Posted:

we’ll start the bidding at 1 BP. 1 BP. Anybody? 1 BP?

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Morrigan Aen-
sland

Avatar: Kitten
39

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

GL ET

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Man, I wish this will turn out to be a hoax. As a wise man once said (or it’s from Star Trek, can’t remember), don’t cry because it’s over, but because it was so wonderful.

Best of luck on finding a suitable job, ET.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

You’re 57 days early, ET. Log in to see images!

Phanto

Avatar: 159411 2009-11-14 17:42:21 -0500
13

Level 67 Troll

oh god why

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Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

On behalf of all of us, I’d like to thank you for such a kickbum game, and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Good hunting.

Kim Tae Yeon

Avatar: 216637 2011-06-13 04:04:00 -0400
47

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

can be either a cute actress, or a cute k-pop star...

On behalf of all of us, I’d like to thank you for such a kickbum game, and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Good hunting.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

On behalf of all of us, I’d like to thank you for such a kickbum game, and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Good hunting.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Player X Posted:

On behalf of all of us, I’d like to thank you for such a kickbum game, and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Good hunting.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

thx ET we actually all love you

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

And thanks for coming up with a game that has one of the most unique communities on the web. Good work! FOr all the hatin’ we do, it’s important to recognize that none of our goofing around would exist without your hard work (and jb’s bumhurt lolololol)

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

best of luck, ET, ilu Log in to see images!

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Madeline

Avatar: 65945 Wed Dec 31 19:17:21 -0500 2008

Level 60 Emo Kid

Troy Bolton's ****

The fact that you got all three episodes up and running is good enough for me. I don’t see any need for you to be so apologetic, especially when you’re so dedicated to making sure this site stays up.

Good luck in your interviews, knock em dead! Thanks for making Forumwarz totally awesome.

O_HAI

Avatar: O_HAI's Avatar
66

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Aw hell, ET. Thanks for all you’ve given us. Log in to see images!

Good luck on the job hunt!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Well I guess Xbox live doesn’t pay for itself. Good luck finding a job.

The God Damn Batman Posted:

the funniest part is its not like hes even leaving forever, hes just going to be on less.


Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Indeed, this is a day whose sadness can only be described as “p.”

I saw this coming for a while, and even encouraged it. After all, it’s always been my dream to “crowdsource” Forumwarz’s development to a crack team of conjoined Bangladeshi octuplets. But it’s about time ET earned enough money for Xbox games for both him and his girlfriend (who is, ironically, an Xbox character herself).

I don’t think this is the last you’ll see of Mr. Trout. Hopefully, after some time, he’ll get bored working for “The Man” and wearing “pants” and turn his attentions back to this fickle mistress. We still have some big plans and we won’t just forget about them.

In the meantime, I’ll do my best to engage the community with new contests, campaigns and other Peen-grabs.

Good luck, ET. Remember to bundle up out there!

Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

ilu ET.

This game is so positively addicting. I thank you for it.

And good luck on getting a job! I hope you don’t have to present parts of the game in your interviews….cause I mean, that game where you pick up feces off of everywhere in your room? Hmmm…..

But gl anyway. Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Shishu Posted:

And good luck on getting a job! I hope you don’t have to present parts of the game in your interviews….cause I mean, that game where you pick up feces off of everywhere in your room? Hmmm…..

So far nobody has asked for a tour. I just say it’s an Internet game with a low-brow sense of humor. At that point I usually get a blank stare so I say if you’re comfortable with the level of humor in a South Park episode, you’ll be okay and then they smile.

I’ve been lucky and have scheduled a stupid amount of interviews and already have one formal offer, so it looks like landing a job will be no problem.

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