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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Oh, hey there, kids. I didn’t notice you come in.

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I heard today that there’s this thing called ‘Global Warming’ that is going to make all the ice melt and flood our homes. So I will now evolve to a water animal. I am going to go jump in that river to my right.

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YOU GUYS I AM DROWNING. IT TURNS OUT I CAN’T BREATHE UNDERWATER AND NOW MY LUNGS ARE FULL OF WATER! IN RETROSPECT, I DID NOT THINK THIS OUT THAT WELL.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

lol


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Actually, the polar bear population is not under threat in the slightest by Global Warming, and can easily swim long distances (~100km).


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

-MLF- Posted:

Actually, the polar bear population is not under threat in the slightest by Global Warming, and can easily swim long distances (~100km).

...

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

-MLF- Posted:

Actually, the polar bear population is not under threat in the slightest by Global Warming, and can easily swim long distances (~100km).

that is a brown bear you are a dumb ****


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

that is a brown bear you are a dumb ****

this


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

-MLF- Posted:

Actually, the polar bear population is not under threat in the slightest by Global Warming, and can easily swim long distances (~100km).

SCIENCE!


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

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UnknownFuzzy

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

GOAD LUK MR BEAR!111!1Log in to see images!


Oberkommando Nationalsozialistische!! Crew #0 <ᴬᴰᴹᴵᴺ₍₆₉₎>

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

As Mount Asjhdbgshbgjavsffbnsd has erupted, adding to the greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, I feel that this is relevant again.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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NOT AN ALIEN

Avatar: 222818 2009-12-12 16:41:06 -0500
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

HI EVERYONE NO CAUSE FOR ALARM IM JUST AN AVERAGE USER LIKE YOURSELF

GLOBAL WARMING YOU HUMANS JUST LIKE ME ARE SO GULLIBLE YOU HAVE YET TO REALIZE GLOBAL WARMING IS A PLOT TO DESTROY YOU BY FARAWAY POWERS I MEAN NO ITS A COMPLETELY HUMAN MADE PROBLEM ARGH I HATE GLOBAL WARMING OBAMA 08


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RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

-MLF- Posted:

Actually, the polar bear population is not under threat in the slightest by Global Warming, and can easily swim long distances (~100km).

Reality disagrees with you.


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male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
4

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

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Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

omg is water world really gonna happen im go gonna go get some dirt and it will be worth something soon any body want any i have plunty atm soon you will be paying for this stuff

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Dirty Birdy Posted:

water world

Dibs on being this guy:

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Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

you can has him who do i get to be

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i want that badbum boat


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Adapt Posted:

i want that badbum boat

I remember I had a friend who owned a boat and at his marina was one of the boats they used in Water World and it was p. cool.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Dirty Birdy

Avatar: Rocker Chick
11

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 20 Camwhore

Interstate Salsa Trafficker

Oh oh I have a boat I’m gonna go put some dirt on it so I’m ready

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