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Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

You may not think you need them, but let me tell you, the feeling of ****ting your pants instead of having to get up and trek to the bathroom every day is glorious. Splendid! Almost as good as the time I found a gloryhole in a truckstop in Wyoming. Trust me, YOU NEED THIS

I’m going to be putting these up periodically if the demand is there.

Here it is:

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BEST FETISH ITEM IN THE GAME HOLY ****

18,000,000 Buyout

16,000,000 Reserve (I’m not gonna lose money on this **** bag)

Sandy Pelican edited this message on 03/03/2010 7:38AM

ERECTILE_DEA-
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Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Oh boy! That is such a great deal! I can’t believe it! It almost makes me wish I hadn’t put all of my money into marbles… almost.

Congratulations, Sandy Pelican, on being the most generous man I’ve ever met.

Oh! The buyout’s active now too.

ERECTILE_DEATH edited this message on 01/26/2010 10:10PM

Advocato

Avatar: 180561 2009-12-02 21:12:26 -0500
13

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

If you’re getting these, you might want to think about some Upkeep, because sweet zombie jesus they’re expensive to repair.Log in to see images!

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I just put up another one. Buyout is active in 1 hour. Plenty of time to kill a man, but not enough time to dispose of the body. Plan accordingly.

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Waiting for buyouts to come into effect is boring. I’d read while I wait, but reading is for fabulous persons. I’m selling these ****ty ****ing books. Come get ‘em, fabulous persons.

Read The ****ing Manual Manual

* Offense +16 (THAT’S A LOT)

* Max Processing Power +175

The Joy of Camwhoring: Mastering the “MySpace Angle”

* Charisma +15

* Luck +8

Coping with Packet Loss: A Practical and Sympathetic Guide

* Offense +15

24 hour auctions

Sandy Pelican edited this message on 01/30/2010 4:49PM

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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I LITERALLY CANNOT CONTAIN MY BOWELS I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS AUCTION. I SHOULD NOT BE SELLING THIS BECAUSE I NEED IT MORE THAN EVER AT THIS TIME. IT’S A PARADOX.

I put up some pope upskirts too cause why the hell not?

Upskirt of the Pope #1

Upskirt of the Pope #2

* Max Douchebaggery +906

* Offense +17

Sandy Pelican edited this message on 01/30/2010 4:55PM

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Just put up ANOTHER GOD DAMN DIAPER.

I don’t even know why I do this.

Take this **** too. I don’t even care anymore:

Upskirt of the Pope

Upskirt of the Pope

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Here’s another one. I hope you people appreciate what I’m doing for you. I ain’t made of **** you know.

I offer way better prices than Aldo. So I hope all of you likes the items I sell to you. Or you could be a bunch of male reproductive organs and not even send me a thank you note. Each of you needs to write “Thank you Sandy” in his tubmail and send it to me. Making all of these diapers makes my bum very parched.

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Well that one went quick. SO HAVE A ****ING NOTHER

Also, I accidentally bought the wrong consumables. I’m putting them up for cost. I’m not gonna link em all. Go ****ing search you lazy bumholes.

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Fluoxetine

* Tears +500

 

“That Fluoxetine stuff tastes almost as good as my own ****! And that’s saying something!”

-Nicco

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Well, it’s already gone. You guys consume sacks of **** almost as fast as Aldo great timess in his pants when he sees a woman.

Well here’s another. NO HERE IT IS. I ****ING LIED TO YOU. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT? BRING IT THE **** ON. I’VE GOT A BLACK BELT ****.

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

HERE YOU bumHOLES! Take another piece of ****. Hurry up cause I’ll be taking down this auction soon.

I’m putting up some more whore books too:

The Joy of Camwhoring

The Joy of Camwhoring

 

“I’m so glad I found this book! I was just giving away bum sex for free. Now I know better. $5 for a blowjob?”

-Aldo_Anything

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

So I put up another diaper.

Right here:

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“After a long day of anonymous gay sex in truck stops, my bowels tend to get fairly loose. I’m glad there’s a product just for such a situation”

-Aldo_Anything

Sandy Pelican edited this message on 02/03/2010 2:23PM

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ANOTHER DIAPER! OH MY GOD I’M SO EXCITED. I COULD PUT THESE ADULT DIAPERS UP ALL DAY.

 

jk, **** you all

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

It’s a pity Re-Re can’t equip such excellent Troll oriented wares as auctioned by Sandy Pelican. Log in to see images!

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Don’t drive with your headlights off, they said. Don’t drive on the sidewalk, they said. That was my grandpa, you bumhole, they said. Well **** them. I’ve got a business to run here. Their grandpa should’ve run faster. Survival of the fittest, I say.

At any rate HERE’s another worthless diaper. I know you ****-chairs can’t get enough of them.

Also I’m putting up some 2 C-X up for a while at cost (80,000)

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* Ego +1000

 

“TRY IT ****S. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY. HOW ABOUT THIS. TRY IT OR I’LL enjoy YOU WITH A ****ING BROOM HANDLE”

– My mother

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I put up another diaper. But I’m out for now cause it’s Saturday. You know what they say, a **** in every port, an itch in every short. Or some such bull****.

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

And Jesus said unto them: “Take THIS and **** in it. For this is the only thing I can get off to.”

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Sometimes I wish I had never been born. Like right now. When I’m posting a thread to advertise an auction on a ****ty browser based game.

Take it bumholes

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Sandy Pelican

Avatar: 206934 2009-11-20 19:27:42 -0500

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Well, I forgot to post this earlier, but **** it. And **** you. You don’t see people like ALDO offering you deals like this do you? **** now. Nobody HAS **** like me. I’m A mother****in gangsta of fetishes. Y’all best respect. MANGINA

TAKE IT ****ES

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