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Smile Coreyjess/Fozzy Bear's Bad-Joke-O-Rama!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Ooh ooh ooh!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Bandaney Posted:

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Kermit: Have you seen that sexy pirate, Bandaney?
Fozzy: Are you kidding, I noted her with my captain’s log, and now my pants won’t fit.
 
edit: Sorry, that one even made me groan.
CoreyJess edited this message on 01/26/2010 5:04PM

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Ooh ooh ooh!

I think you get the ‘Worst Step Father In History’ award, for waiting until after your wife’s kid is killed by an angry mob to move to the suburbs.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

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Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

Kermit: Have you seen that sexy pirate, Bandaney?
Fozzy: Are you kidding, I noted her with my captain’s log, and now my pants won’t fit.
 
edit: Sorry, that one even made me groan.


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Hey bear! Your ship has sailed and there’s a joke overboard!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Man I miss these guys

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

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Wyrd Posted:

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Hey bear! Your ship has sailed and there’s a joke overboard!

Speaking of already sailed ships, you guys are so old you fart dust, and the only reason you’re so cranky is because the playbill isn’t written in hieroglyphics.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

Speaking of already sailed ships, you guys are so old you fart dust, and the only reason you’re so cranky is because the playbill isn’t written in hieroglyphics.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

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Hmph. We’re still fresher than your jokes, bear.

Wyrd edited this message on 01/26/2010 5:45PM

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

lmao

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Awesome thread upvoted Log in to see images!

spacekadt Posted:

posting for challenge

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

so I post here?

CrinkzPipe

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

brb tipping this fine joke teller

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Afterthotz Posted:

Awesome thread upvoted Log in to see images!

Thanks, you’re a great crowd for your age. Not to imply your old, but weren’t you a bus boy at the last supper?

 

Wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

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Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Skyman747 Posted:

so I post here?

No, sorry, the crab-bum convention is one theater over. Don’t walk too far while that stick is stuck in your bum, though. You may accidentally puncture a lung.Log in to see images!

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

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CrinkzPipe Posted:

brb tipping this fine joke teller

Thanks for the tip. Here’s one for you. If someone offers you a yellow snow cone, don’t just bumume it’s lemon flavor.

Wocka wocka!

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

Wocka wocka wocka!

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Those jokes are too embearrbuming, even for a bear. Boo!

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wyrd Posted:

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Those jokes are too embearrbuming, even for a bear. Boo!

Did you two heckle Moses as he came down from the mountain?

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Rowlf: Okay, what happens now?

Fozzie: Oh, now comes the funny part.

[exits]

Rowlf: Well, leaving the stage is funnier than a lot of things the bear does.

Fozzie: [enters holding a fish] Okay, now ask me what I’m carrying the fish for.

Rowlf: Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?

Fozzie: Oh, just for the halibut.

Rowlf: You were better off leaving the stage.

 

*Taken from The Muppet Show season 3 episode 1.*

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Hey, CJ, do you have any tattoos? If not, I think I can suggest one:
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