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Smile Coreyjess/Fozzy Bear's Bad-Joke-O-Rama!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I started this thread ‘in klan’, but it was suggested to me that I should move it out here. So…

CoreyJess Posted:

If you wanna post here I’ll try to make a lame, fozzy-worthy joke/pun from your name or post.

Warning: My jokes may become un-bear-able.

Wocka wocka wocka!

No applause necessary, just throw BP.Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

spacekadt Posted:

posting for challenge

Kermit: Hey Fozzy, how did your date with that girl, Space, work out?

Fozzy: Well Kermit, it turns out that getting into Space is so expensive that even NASA has stopped trying.

 

Wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Lady Banhammer Posted:

So, I hear that MC and Lady Banhammer have taken their relationship to the next level.

It turns out all she needed was a good nailing.

 

Get it?

Wocka wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

swine Posted:

Posting, even though my name lends itself to simple puns. Go for the record (jokes per minute) CJ.

I know it makes you sad when people say you won’t get laid until pigs fly, but take heart, I hear 2010 will be the year of swine flu.

 

More? Okay…

 

Kermit wasn’t upset about Miss Piggy going to your party until he reread the invitation and discovered you were hosting a swine tasting.

 

Wocka wocka!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wyrd Posted:

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We want a refund.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Oh do me

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Fozzie: Hey, Kermit, Kermit! This bunch of cows loves me. I’m a hit!

Kermit: Not bunch, herd.

Fozzie: Heard of what?

Kermit: Herd of cows.

Fozzie: Sure I heard of cows! Aah!

Kermit: No, I mean the cow’s herd.

Fozzie: Of course they heard. I was talking right to them.

 

Wocka wocka!

 

*Taken from an actual episode of The Muppet Show that aired in 1978.*

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Do me too.
Will pay at a certain moment in weeks or so

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Why had seven ate nine? Because he was full of one!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

more like corneyjess, ammirite?

i’m sorry.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Oh do me

Do you? I bearly know you!

See what I did there?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

ilu CJ

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Catt although Posted:

Why had seven ate nine? Because he was full of one!

Hey, I’ll sling the crummy jokes around here, Catt!

You don’t see me peeing in your litter box.

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

I kicked you from page 1 of the longest peen leaderboard, hope you stay sobear tonight Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Teh Cezar Posted:

Do me too.
Will pay at a certain moment in weeks or so


I’m not saying your bum is big, but when the doctors found out you were coming out of your mother backwards, they ordered a Cezar-ean section.
 
Wocka wocka wocka!
 
Please don’t throw things at me. I’m trying, really I am.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Ger-Man Posted:

I kicked you from page 1 of the longest peen leaderboard, hope you stay sobear tonight Log in to see images!

I guess, since you’re German, you’re probably used to moving into places that don’t belong to you.

Wocka wocka wocka!

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

When you’re done, make sure this gets to FoW.

Also, good joke.

Oh! oh! Do my name! Log in to see images!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Me me me me me Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Oh! oh! Do my name! Log in to see images!

I’d try, but your name is so long I’d have to stop and hibernate half way through.

But seriously, your name has so many x’s that even Elizabeth Taylor thinks you’ve overdone it.

 

Wocka wocka!

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