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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Oh, and what’s the name of that .moar file?

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

I threw out my notes about the stats/prices of the other 2 items offered for Emo Kids. But here’s the 3 items offered, stats on the best one:


Tattoo – Negroplasty

Piercing – Giraffe Neck Body Mod

Special – Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde
Max Ego +113
Offense +40
Defense +40
~30,000,000

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Nice, an item that’s actually worth the effort. I Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Physics Posted:

Oh, and what’s the name of that .moar file?


Which one? They’re in the mission description.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Also I have 44 luck and it took me 4 visits to complete the file so… Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

handofg0d Posted:

Also I have 44 luck and it took me 4 visits to complete the file so… Log in to see images!

Because I’m a lazy male reproductive organ I’m doing it on an alt with like 20 luck, and it’s easily taken me 20 visits so far.

Still can’t get ONE piece…

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

handofg0d Posted:



Special – Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde
Max Ego +113
Offense +40
Defense +40
~30,000,000


That’s really nice. I wish someone would put that on Kyoubai, I haven’t bought anything in a week now. Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

That item is Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

mterek Posted:

That’s really nice. I wish someone would put that on Kyoubai, I haven’t bought anything in a week now. Log in to see images!

You realize that flezz amount is the purchase price, right?

In other words, you have to PAY that to first get the item. Not sure if anyone’s going to do that and try to resell it for more, especially since you only get one shot at it. Seems too risky.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

not to mention i would be getting rid of the best special item an emo kid can equip — why on earth would i sell? and if it was done on an alt, whats the point in getting all that flezz the alt wouldnt need?

Ravaryn

Avatar: 75916 Tue Nov 04 19:49:43 -0500 2008
18

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

handofg0d Posted:

I threw out my notes about the stats/prices of the other 2 items offered for Emo Kids. But here’s the 3 items offered, stats on the best one:


Tattoo – Negroplasty

Piercing – Giraffe Neck Body Mod

Special – Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde
Max Ego +113
Offense +40
Defense +40
~30,000,000


*drools*

I just need a couple more days of saving up and I can afford this. Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

that’s not fair, the emos get a good item? dammit.

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Fortunato Posted:

that’s not fair, the emos get a good item? dammit.

It’s a Special Item, you could equip one too… bumuming you found someone willing to sell theirs.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

MC Banhammer Posted:

You realize that flezz amount is the purchase price, right?

In other words, you have to PAY that to first get the item. Not sure if anyone’s going to do that and try to resell it for more, especially since you only get one shot at it. Seems too risky.

I’m pretty sure that with 5/6 clbumes unable to get that item, more than one person would be very willing to put up the money to buy it. But h0g brings up a good point, why would someone want to sell something that good? Log in to see images!

Perhaps these items will appear in the Ppwn Shoppe at an inflated price?

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

I bought mine for 1,090k Log in to see images!

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

handofg0d Posted:

I bought mine for 1,090k Log in to see images!

I still haven’t managed to get the file needed for it… I tried after you pointed it out, I just wasn’t willing to give up all of my visits on a forum with crap Cred gains until they fixed it.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Camwhores:

Used Cheerleader Panties

Lingerie

* Max Sexiness +278

* Offense +7

* Charisma +8

* Luck +8

929,000

Used Supermodel Panties

Lingerie

Hypno-Bra

Lingerie

* Max Sexiness +417

* Defense +12

* Offense +10

* Charisma +12

* Luck +12

8,981,000

Used Nerd Panties

Lingerie

* Max Sexiness +444

* Offense +11

* Charisma +12

13,847,000

None of the above are available in shops.

To compare:

Hypno-Bra

Lingerie

* Max Sexiness +458

* Defense +13

* Offense +11

* Charisma +13

* Luck +13

12,792,000

This item IS in shops, is better than the all of the others, and costs LESS than the nerd panties.

I see no value here.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

nm misread

MC Banhammer edited this message on 02/08/2010 4:27PM

omg_cute

Avatar: Pink Dress
9

[Metafilter]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

This item IS in shops, is better than the all of the others, and costs LESS than the nerd panties.

I see no value here.

I already have hypnobra. I guess I can stop grinding for the last piece of the file now. That’s annoying.

Madjura

Avatar: 88220 2010-01-24 11:06:47 -0500
6

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Log in to see images!

You could say that I am kinda angry.

Could anyone please post the troll items so I can be even angrier?

E: Finally.

Chop Suey Specs

Glbumes

* Max Douchebaggery +300

* Defense +5

* Charisma +5

3,273 K

KKK Hood

Fetishes

* Max Douchebaggery +610

* Offense +18

* Defense +30

820 K

Elephant Man’s Bones

Fetishes

* Max Douchebaggery +650

* Offense +18

* Defense +16

4,903 K

——————————————————————————————————-

Chop Suey Specs

Today for sale in the Ppwn Shoppe:

Hypnotism Glbumes

* Max Sexiness +440

* Offense +11

* Defense +11

* Charisma +19

~392 K

KKK Hood

Okay, at least it’s cheap.

Elephant Man’s Bones

Less defense than the Hood, 40 extra Douchebaggery (and no one needs that) and it costs ~6 times more?

What the ****.

Madjura edited this message on 02/16/2010 7:41AM
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