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Madjura

Avatar: 88220 2010-01-24 11:06:47 -0500
6

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

What’s the reward for collecting the file parts for him?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

He offers you the choice of 3 good items to buy for I forget how much.

Edit: Wait, do I have the right guy? If you mean the coked up music guy then what I said, if you mean someone else then I don’t know who that is.

man-man edited this message on 01/26/2010 8:34PM

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Trolls get Slappy Scrunt, Hackers get the music guy. I guess he does the same.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Yeah, each clbum has a different character that plays the same general role.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Yeah, each clbum has a different character that plays the same general role.

And the items they offer are all different.

But also all, last I heard, a one-shot deal. Once you take one, you can’t take any of the others. So choose carefully!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

What are the items offered? Apparently Re-Re’s don’t get the Permanoob quest like in Episode 2, so I have no idea about any of the clbum warefare side quests going on.

Lady_Gaga

Avatar: 93840 2010-02-07 01:11:33 -0500
11

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Trolls get Slappy Scrunt, the clown that raped you as a child.

Hackers get Trevor Nothing, A famous music star’s manager.

Camwhores get ScentOfLove, A used panties salesman.

Emo Kids get ~*Heather*~, that **** who bullied you in highschool.

I don’t know who Permanoobs get yet, because my permanoob is still in episode 2. Log in to see images! Lady_Gaga edited this message on 02/03/2010 4:24PM

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

Lady_Gaga Posted:

I don’t know who Permanoobs get yet, because my permanoob is still in episode 2. Log in to see images!

wez getzing SuperGenus2 allover agineranan

oh noes im startgning 2 sownd lyhk him

halp et fix this ssoon thx

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

I can verify everything Lady Gaga and Emsee said are correct. As well as the 1 shot deal noted by MC Banhammer. I could go into more detail about what is offered but I won’t. Log in to see images!

MC Banhacker

Avatar: 56461 Tue Dec 23 18:27:44 -0500 2008
17

[Survivor - ForumWa-
rz Editing Booth
]

Level 68 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I will, because I am currently at this step and have not yet decided what to buy or not to buy.

SPOILERs of the items offered to the hacker clbum below.


Teledildonic Suit
Special Items
* Max Processing Power +200
* Offense +10
* Defense +10
 112 K



Brain-Computer Interface
Hardware
* Defense +17
 232 K



Digital Abacus
Special Items
* Max Processing Power +300
* Offense +15
* Defense +15
 1,619 K

Big-bum Monk-
ey

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Well that makes 2 clbumes that get rewarded with absolute ****. Maybe my troll can sell his items in kyoubai for something more than 5 flezz.

Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Yeah, the troll items suck.

I just bought the cheapest one and sold it to the Ppwn Shoppe. Idk. I thought it would get me something else. Log in to see images!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Now I feel stupid for grinding all that in that stupid low level forum.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It’s not just those two clbumes. IIRC, every clbum’s items are weaker than anything they’d normally use.

This was brought up in beta, but for whatever reason, nothing was done about it.

And just think how I felt when I spent a MONTH worth of visits in beta to get a complete file, before ET upped the find rate and lowered the number of pieces required CYBER LAUGH

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Wasted about 18 visits getting the .moar.

I guess the Teledildonic Suit might be pbumable for a hacker that is desperate for PP, but the other ones are complete garbage.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Skyman747 Posted:

Wasted about 18 visits getting the .moar.

I guess the Teledildonic Suit might be pbumable for a hacker that is desperate for PP, but the other ones are complete garbage.


The abacus is better, but when you compare them to a Master Ball, well, I’ve yet to see something I’d want equipped more than the Master Ball.

What we need are multiple special item slots (like the Hacker Hardware slots), but restricted so you cannot place more than one of any given item. Even two or three would suddenly make a WHOLE lot of items actually useful.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

MC Banhammer Posted:

It’s not just those two clbumes. IIRC, every clbum’s items are weaker than anything they’d normally use.

This was brought up in beta, but for whatever reason, nothing was done about it.

And just think how I felt when I spent a MONTH worth of visits in beta to get a complete file, before ET upped the find rate and lowered the number of pieces required CYBER LAUGH

I think it was just that so much of the time in the beta was about finding and fixing bugs that would prevent you from progressing in the storyline. I know I was finding stuff all the way up to the last day. So now that that’s done, maybe this would be a good time to make specific suggestions about what people think item stats should be?

Also, there is one clbum item that’s better than what you can buy elsewhere. But I do think every clbum should have one of those.

plk edited this message on 02/03/2010 5:43PM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Hypothetically, someone who buys the Episode II and III package isn’t going to have the best equipment out there. Chances are he/she will start Episode III with several hundred thousand Flezz. That might not be enough to buy stuff on Kyoubai, so the clbum items, which these guys have 100% chance of getting, would at least give some kind of affordable boost.

That said, since a .moar file needs to be collected to trade in for them it’s not really worth the time imo.

Shishu

Avatar: 108647 Mon Jan 19 17:41:07 -0500 2009
9

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 64 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

MC Banhammer Posted:

The abacus is better, but when you compare them to a Master Ball, well, I’ve yet to see something I’d want equipped more than the Master Ball.

I saw the 4D Rubik’s Cube on Kyoubai a week ago. But I guess that would most be for people desperate for ego, or something better than 1000 Facebook Friends.

There are still several Special Items from itembuildr whose stats aren’t listed on the wiki. One of them has got to be something better than Master Ball….that I will not be able to afford….

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shishu Posted:

I saw the 4D Rubik’s Cube on Kyoubai a week ago. But I guess that would most be for people desperate for ego, or something better than 1000 Facebook Friends.

There are still several Special Items from itembuildr whose stats aren’t listed on the wiki. One of them has got to be something better than Master Ball….that I will not be able to afford….

Not that I’ve seen so far. Protivate gives you +20 luck, and is useful for rollover, but that’s about it. It won’t be replacing my masterball any time soon.

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