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Macho Movin right along (dug-a-dug dug-a-dug)

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
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Website
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Level 35 Troll

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Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat…..a Studebaker.


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n3k0m

Avatar: 177076 2010-10-28 21:45:32 -0400
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

FIRST POST

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Thanks Hobart, I’ve been looking for a good copy of this.

Few things remind me of my childhood better than songs from The Muppet Movie.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Another great one that me, and my kids, love.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

This is probably my favorite song from the movie.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

You really need to see the lyrics to realize how great (and controversial, at the time) this song is.

 

You can’t live with ‘em, you can’t live without ‘em.

There’s somethin’ irresistabullish about ‘em.

We grin and bear it ‘cause the nights are long.

I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

 

It’s no good complainin’ and pointless to holler.

If she’s a beauty she’ll get under your collar.

She made a monkey out of old King Kong,

I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

 

Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter

When puppy love comes on strong?

Or a collie that’s clbumy, a laddie needs a lbumie,

A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

 

I don’t mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha

Come “Father’s Day”, the litter bug’s gonna getcha;

The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.

I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

 

Still, it’s fun when they’re fetching,

And agree to see an etching

That you keep at your lily pad.

There is no solution, it’s part of evolution,

The pitter patter of soles,

The little feet of tadpoles.

 

(Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don’t have feet!)

(Oh. Sorry about that…. 2, 3, 4)

 

There’s no limitation to mixin’ and matchin’

Some get an itchin’ for a critter they’ve been scratchin’.

A skunk was badgered the results were strong.

I hope that somethin’ better,

I hope that somethin’ better,

I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!)


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Something_Witty Posted:

rofl this is amazing


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

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