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Rant Slow internet = less scoops

The Serised

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I have dial-up, and it’s near impossible to get the speed scoops!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

shut the **** up no one cares etc.


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Vince Russo

Avatar: Vince Russo's Avatar
7

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Veer Posted:

shut the **** up no one cares etc.

choke on a male reproductive organ Veer.

Slow connection is a real problem and a disadvantage to ones Peen.

Your special-ed. You should know this.

technical-sq-
uid

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Try to go for the other scoops instead. I typically concentrate on pistachio and antifreeze. I mean, uh, Your mother sucks male reproductive organs in hell! Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Vince Russo Posted:

choke on a male reproductive organ Veer.

Slow connection is a real problem and a disadvantage to ones Peen.

Your special-ed. You should know this.

HAHA YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR/YOU’RE, DUMB****

SERIOUSLY, SHUT THE **** UP, NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW YOU’RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A BETTER CONNECTION


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The Serised

Avatar: Woman's Abs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Actually, my family’s not too poor, DSL doesn’t serve in our area, and we already tried Comcast. Due to the fact that comcast costed about 3 times more than the curret dial-up, and didn’t connect well about 60% of the time, we figured we’d rather spend our money on better things.

But it’s ok. You couldn’t of known that. Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I have a cable internet, but I can sympathize, I had to use dailup in the past. I don’t know if it will change anything, but perhaps trying a different time of day. The game even lags for me at certain times of the day. ...I wake up around noon so I don’t play it right after I get new forum visits.

Pointless info: In the edited for TV format of the Exorcist the demon’s line was changed to “your mother sews socks that smell”. True story.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Vince Russo

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7

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

gigerth Posted:

HAHA YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR/YOU’RE, DUMB****

SERIOUSLY, SHUT THE **** UP, NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW YOU’RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A BETTER CONNECTION

Dude.. you’re a grammar nazi and you’re on my bum? Take a look around **** face. Getting corrected by a guy who uses ALL CAPS…LMFAO!~

****ing dork.

Vince Russo edited this message on 03/28/2008 4:37AM

UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

The tougher forums have a wider margin for success when it comes to record times, you should be able to get lemon scoops there. Do those instead of Denture chat and the other low-level ones.

Or you could just kill yourself, that works too.


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DingleDonkBe-
rry

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

dont be so sure about killing yourself working.

I ate a full bottle of aspirin and survived, with **** in my pants.

Life sucks


Somebody kill me please

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

DingleDonkBerry Posted:

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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

In the gameplay update, lemon scoops have been changed completely from speed runs into something else.

P4RTYV4N

Avatar: 70849 Wed Jan 07 00:12:11 -0500 2009
7

[Jalapeno Bootyhole-
hearts Child Porn
]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Evil Trout Posted:

In the gameplay update, lemon scoops have been changed completely from speed runs into something else.


THE NEW LEMON AND CHOCOLATE SCOOPS:

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i loleled

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

In the gameplay update, lemon scoops have been changed completely from speed runs into something else.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ITT ET fails to look at posting dates


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

MC Banhammer Posted:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ITT ET fails to look at posting dates

andd sieed of hteee board.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

fine upstanding member of societyS


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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