SoronTheBeast

This item has Wolframs on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the Wolframs on my shirt that I, like a Wolfram, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a Wolfram-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my Wolframs would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the Wolframs on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Wolfram!

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has Wolframs on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 Wolframs (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’ ), cannot see Wolframs when sitting with arms crossed, Wolframs would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Now, it can be yours:

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419108-three-wolfram-shirt