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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

suggest solutions itt


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

let me **** you in the bum


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Peter Pantlo-
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[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

that might help. are you free tuesday?

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

first thing tomorrow morning as soon as you get out of bed, before you go to the bathroom or eat or drink anything else, chug two or three full glbumes of water as fast as you can. it’s easier of the water is room temperature or warmer. allow yourself at least half an hour before you have to do anything or go anywhere cause half an hour later you’ll be Log in to see images!


ilu man

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

eat ****loads of multigrain bread

baked beans are good too

drink water like a mofo

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Plums and milk imo


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Water-Therapy

Add Life to years Years to life

(Extracts form Japan’s Sickness bumociation)

Recommended as Internal Medicine for:

Headaches, Hypertension, anuemia, rhoumation, boll’s palay, general paralysis, obeuity, arthritis, finitus, tuchyerdia, aestenia.

Cough, asthma, bronchitia, pulmonary tuberculosis.

Meningitia, hepatic diseases, uropathies.

Hyper-nodity, guatrio hyptonas, gastritia, dysentery, reotul prolapse, constipation, hamorrhoda, diabetes etc.

Therapy by drinking water seems to be unbelievable and inconceivable, but facts have proved it to be reliable and recommendable. Drinking sufficient quantity of water at a time renders the colon more effective in forming more new fresh blood known in medical terms as mematopaisen. This is made possible by the function of the neucona folda found in the nutrients from food taken by our bodies which turn them into new fresh blood. This theory was published in an article written by a Japanese Professor in a medical university seven years ago.

Due to insufficient exercise of the colonia truct, man feels exhausted and becomes sick and finds it hard to cure himself. Grown-up people have colons or large intentines 3 feet long, capable of absorbing the nutrients taken by us several times a day. If the colon is clean then the nutrient taken by us will be completely absorbed by the neucosa folda which turn them into new fresh blood.

This blood is responsible for curing our ailments and is considered a prime power in the improvement of our health. In other words, “Water Therapy” will make us healthy and prolong our mortal lives. The following is the story of the author.

“I met an old man 30 years ago. This old man was very robust and extra-ordinarily healthy. I greeted him and asked if he had any sickness. He replied. “I have for a very long time no illness at all. Way back when I was twenty years old, I suffered gastritis and was confined to bed for almost ten years. During this period, I had been treated by 5 physicians with all kinds of medicines without any effect. Later on, an old medical friend of mine told me that physician or medicine could do me any good. No medical therapy could cure me, but there is one therapy that I may try. I asked him what that therapy was. He said “Every morning when you get up, do not wash your face neither your mouth. Drink 1.16 Kilos (6 tumblers) of water without stoppage. Don’t eat anything before you retire.” He left without giving me any medicine. I followed his instruction and drank 1.26 kilos of water. within an hour, I urinated 3 times.

I ate my porridge for breakfast and never tested such delicious and tasty porridge for the past 10 years. Next morning I drank again this quantity of water, I moved my bowels and all the stagnant waste came out. 3 months later, my body increased by 10 kilos. I am now 68 years old. Ever since I took the water therapy, I have never been sick again, not even a cold. After drinking water, I felt that the tap water contains calcium and magnesium salts and other impurities, so I boiled water during the night time and let the sediments settle down until the next morning, I drank the upper clear portion of the water. No ill effects such as headache, stomach, trouble or loose bowels occurred. I felt comfortable.

Water therapy saved the members of my family when my kids suffered from meningitia. After applying the water therapy, all became well. My wife ten years ago, had heart disease and obesity (too fat). After taking water therapy, within ten days, all sickness disappeared. Two months later she lost 8 Kilos in wight. A few suggestion: The sick person sometime finds it hard to drink 1.26 kilos of water all at a time, but he has to be patient and try to run or hike for a while and he will surely consume the whole quantity of water. After drinking take good exercise for 20 minutes , either jogging or running. (The translater, for convenience recommends stationary jogging in your bedroom). Sick persons who cannot get up after water therapy, practise deep breathing for the purpose of making the water inside the colon flow so as to wash and clean the neucona folda. Some people may have loose bowels and have to urinate three times within an hour. However, after three to four days all these troubles will be eliminated. One week later, I urinated only once after drinking water.

Even those people suffering from gastritia, by experience will be cured after water therapy. For one week hypertension; diabetes one week; gastric hypostia three days; constipation one day; cancer one month; pulmonary tuberculosis 3 months.

Old people who have arthritis and rehumatism should undergo water therapy 3 times a day for one week in order to have full recovery.

During meal times you can have the usual drink of water, but two hours after meals Do not drink any more.

Before you go to bed, don’t eat anything especially apples.


ilu man

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wow my bowles are in a tumult to


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