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Macho Calling all (Non Ep3) Hackers!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Alright. To put it bluntly, your equipment sucks. Beast0r cables are old hat. Your Pruneserv sucks more than your mum. You are now low man on the totem pole.

“But how do I get access to all that sweet episode 3 gear when I’m too cheap to pay for the acess?” I hear you ask. Well, fear not, I and Kyoubai (and a bit of flezz) can help.

Right now, even as you’re reading this, the hardware you need is waiting. Just follow the conveniently adjacent link, place a bid higher than the reserve of 700,000 , and you’ll be in the running. To be even extra nice, I’ve given it a buyout price of 1,100,000 . Do me proud with this auction, and I might put some more, better hardware up for you cheap scabs. Let bidding commence!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

*Bump* Log in to see images!

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Dear sir or madam,

You provide a valuable service to this illustrious gaming community.

Sincerely,

Chee P. Peeple

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Dear sir or madam,

You provide a valuable service to this illustrious gaming community.

Sincerely,

Chee P. Peeple

Thank you, kind sir, you are obviously a gentleman of taste and bearing.

Since you met my expectations, here’s some more ph4t 13wt to bid on.

First, for those of you who are a little cash strapped, here’s a cheaper (but still better) piece of hardware for you. http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416610-alan-turing-8217-s-brain Reserve price of  400,000 and a buyout price as well.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416608-holy-water-cooling-system – Reserve and buyout on both of these is the same as before.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416609-holy-water-cooling-system

If you want an overview of what’s available in the EP3 store, and pricing, feel free to post ITT, or tubmail me, and I’ll see what I can do. Also available are items fro the 2 new camwhore shops (shoes and lingerie), so if you’re interested in some of that action, feel free to ask. Happy bidding!

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 01/23/2010 7:47AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Also, interesting tidbit, the first (top) auction was bought out by a troll. I’m bumuming they’ll try to sell it on at a much higher price, but I’m happy to keep my prices where they are. A few million flezz will buy you quite a lot…

Kermi

Avatar: 208999 2009-10-18 04:31:12 -0400
5

Level 38 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

I have a few million Flezz! Unfortunately I won’t be able to subscribe to Episode 3 until I get paid on Thursday. Log in to see images!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Kermi Posted:

I have a few million Flezz! Unfortunately I won’t be able to subscribe to Episode 3 until I get paid on Thursday. Log in to see images!

Well, if you can’t wait, I’d be happy to set up some auctions for you to get kitted out ahead of time.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Man, Alan Turings Brain went fast, must have been a fan. Who is also a troll. Log in to see images!

Anyway, here’s some more goodies for you techno-trolls to grab.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416614-crime-lab-computer-as-seen-on-tv – The least expensive of the Ep3 computers, this crime-fighting wonder will give you 25 more ego than a Pruneserv, for peanuts.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416613-evil-trout-8217-s-computer – Not the best computer, but you won’t have to pay through the nose for it. Only  700,000 reserve, and a buyout price which is only a little more than I paid for it.

More of Mr Turings internal organs, 2 with the same reserve and buyout as before, 2 with no buyout:

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416615-alan-turing-8217-s-brain

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416616-alan-turing-8217-s-brain

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416617-alan-turing-8217-s-brain

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/416618-alan-turing-8217-s-brain

As always, I’m happy to field orders on hardware and camwhore equipment; if you’ve got the flezz, I’ve got the stock.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 01/23/2010 7:50AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Bump for 2 brains. Also, stay tuned for a few new auctions in a couple of hours.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Those 2 brains are still available, with one still under the reserve ( 400,000). Bid that, and it’s yours.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Funny story. For some reason I thought these were more expensive in the store, and I bought Episode 3. Ah well. I definitely needed them anyway.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

As a result of special requests, I’ve got another 8 Holy Water Cooling Systems for you tech starved maniacs to fight over. All have the same reserve and buyout.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419006-holy-water-cooling-system – Reserve:  700,000 Buyout  1,100,000

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419007-holy-water-cooling-system

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419008-holy-water-cooling-system

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/419009-holy-water-cooling-system

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Bumpling for 2 computers.

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

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