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spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I need help beating the level 35 forums.I am a level 35 troll,and i always get killed.

here are my stats and equipment:

Stats

Ego 3300 (level 19)

Douchebaggery 347 (level 9)

24 offense

40 defense

14 luck

11 frugality

6 charisma

10 upkeep

Neutral

Items:

I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

PruneServ™

more random keystrokes.dtbs

Tumorous Kidney

Versnatche™ Earbleeders

Just Buy It – Flo Rida feat. Rihanna, Jay-Z, DMX, L’il Wayne, Kanye West (Instrumental).(Farming HOFF for a pink floyd)

if u look closely u can see my woman's genitals lol.ogle

Deluxe Paperclip bumistant Suite v9.0 [2 CDs].exec

Master Ball (I use 1000 facebook friends on rollovers)

Controlled Brain Injury

Two.fair.ladies.with.a.fine.champagne.glbum.1915.dvda

Simple Web Spider™

Can i upgrade my .moar files (except the for the music one) for under 500K,and what statas should i take with haxlrose?

I don’t have episode 2.Also, if any of you have seen the new ep 3 items,can i get better equipment and/or better,reasonably priced consumables?

spartadude edited this message on 01/20/2010 8:09AM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Grind for Flezz then buy pink floyd. It’s a lot faster that way.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Your offense can’t be 24 as a level 35 troll with a master ball. Drop some 500-1000 ego and put it all into offense, buy 5-HTPs for healing.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

The biggest problem is that the troll attacks hit the level 35 forums for much less.

Yes, the floyd is the best bet. However, I would wait for Episode 3 to roll out as .moar files / other items will escalate power. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 01/20/2010 8:17AM

spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Oh,and for the record,those are my base stats.

I got 38 floyd pieces already,should i grind for flezz or for more pieces?

spartadude edited this message on 01/20/2010 8:19AM

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

spartadude Posted:

Oh,and for the record,those are my base stats.

I got 38 floyd pieces already,should i grind for flezz or for more pieces?

Both.

Grind flezz, buy floyd, gather floyd pieces, sell floyd for more than you bought it, make money.

spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Ok,Ep 3 is out.What stuff should i get with a 2 mil budget?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

spartadude Posted:

Ok,Ep 3 is out.What stuff should i get with a 2 mil budget?

Play it for a while and save up money. You’ll want the master ball and floyd if you don’t have them yet. Then look at what’s available in the stores and buy the best you can, unless you’re close to getting something better.

spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Mc Banhammer, i said i don’t have ep 2 or ep 3.Can anyone tell me how Used Adult Diapers cost in the store?

And i can’t buy them due to technical difficulties,including Serbia being excluded from Paypal.

spartadude edited this message on 01/23/2010 4:35AM

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

I don’t understand how your stats are so low, to be honest, but thats why you’re having trouble. My defense is over 200, whilst my offense is almost 160.

spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Dude, i said those are my base stats.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

spartadude Posted:

Mc Banhammer, i said i don’t have ep 2 or ep 3.Can anyone tell me how Used Adult Diapers cost in the store?

oh. Well then, you might as well forget about Ep3 stuff.

Used Adult Diapers with a Frugality of 22 cost  20,921,000.

Although, if you wanted to blow all your two mil, maybe someone will buy some White Power!™ Toothpaste and throw it on Kyoubai. At 22 Frugality that’s the highest level item that costs less than 2 mil.

* Max Douchebaggery +863

* Defense +50

* Offense +16

spartadude

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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I have 50K fans already, so i’ll get a lot of cash tomorrow.I respeced with haxlrose 3 days ago, but i’m still not satisfied.These are my stats with my combat gear on.For deliveries i use 1000 facebook friends.

You can see my combat gear in the 1st post.

Ego 3871 (level 19)

Douchebaggery 1809 (level 19)

Offense 95 (level 11)

Defense 133 (4 starter packs which each give 8 def and 11 levels in skills)

Luck 30 (level 8)

Frugality 19 (level 5)

Charisma 42 (unlevelable by trolls)

Upkeep 5 (level 5)

Good 2

Evil 5

Alignment Neutral

How should i respec tomorrow?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

spartadude Posted:

I have 50K fans already, so i’ll get a lot of cash tomorrow.

Damned if anyone knows how the system really works, but I think one thing we do know is that your total fan-count has no effect on deliveries; only the forums you pwned in the day before each rollover count.

Edit: also I can’t be alone in thinking that “here’s my base stats and my equipment” is unnecessarily awkward when it comes to figuring out what your actual stats are, so as to be able to recommend what to improve.

man-man edited this message on 01/23/2010 12:40PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Geez. Why don’t you just post your pbumword so we can play the game for you?

King Cold

Avatar: 225310 2010-07-24 07:39:37 -0400

Level 4 Re-Re

Mod Edit: Off topic image removed, user warned.

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