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Sass ITT: The worlds worst FWz related pickup lines

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hay baby i heard you spend 7 hours dominating the forums Log in to see images!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

lol this thread is gonna be terrible


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Camera Obscu-
ra

Avatar: 222956 2009-12-14 18:59:07 -0500

Level 21 Camwhore

what is a f-number it soudns rude

hey baby im gonna use my POST PANTY SHOT ability on you oh yeah


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Camera Obscu-
ra

Avatar: 222956 2009-12-14 18:59:07 -0500

Level 21 Camwhore

what is a f-number it soudns rude

is that a vanilla scoop in your pocket or did you just…ewwwww


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I don’t want to be a “name dropper”, but I happen to be on very good terms with a certain Robin “Evil Trout” Ward.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Hey baby, you need to contact haxl rose and redistribute your upgrades – cuz you got way too much sexiness.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I stand here an empty vessel.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Devoid of soul


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I long for feeling


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

was Posted:

Devoid of soul

Dude seriously you should see a doctor about that eye already…


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Hey there, i dont play forumwarz.

insta sexy time.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

anything involving forumwarz is the worst way to get oneself a lady

hence any entries in this thread are bound to be a tie

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

<merc> The beauty of FWZ DOM is that from it,

<merc> it teaches EXTREMELY REAL real-life skills.

<merc> Most notably of course… leadership, and organizational management.


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

“How you doing? I’m swine.”

I’m so lonely Log in to see images!


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swines quest

S for Swine

Essex-Tacy

Avatar: 125122 2010-01-07 12:47:31 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 51 Hacker

“Perl Diva”

If you suck my male reproductive organ as hard as forumwars sucks, Im gonna be pulling the bedsheets out of my bum!


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Nice headsets you’ve got there.


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Kosher male reproductive organc-
heese

Avatar: 224693 2010-01-14 18:48:57 -0500

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

All these brownie points can be yours, baby.

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