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Ruin the above poster's wish!!
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your system files get fuxed up instead and your computer dies
i wish i was the best super smash bros brawl player in the world, and still had time to be a regular kid |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:11PM |
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You live in the real world you are an old fabulous person now and some 11 years kid addicted to the game will pwn you. I wish that someone kick me in the balls |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:14PM |
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As it is my job to RUIN your wish, I gently caress them >_>
I wish I hadn’t done that |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:20PM |
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And you done it!AAA the pain I wish to be a suicide bomber |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:27PM |
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you are but only once XD
i wish to stop getting so much spam in my e-mailbox |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 7:18PM |
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You’d have to stop looking at porn
I wish I had some porn |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 7:21PM |
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You Google “porn” only to find a huge picture of a trout with a mustache saying, “I like male reproductive organs.”
I wish I could hack into this guy’s e-mail. FYI this guy is gay. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 7:52PM |
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You hack his email only to discover he’s secretly been ****ing your dad.
I wish I could get 69 medals in an hour. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:33AM |
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You can’t but you try really hard and get 69 stds in a week
I wish I was sure I would pbum this drug test |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:37AM |
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You try to pbum the drug test, but due to the group orgy we had last night and the STDs you contracted from me, the little cup keeps dissolving.
I wish…um…that I had a wish (I know it’s been used but damn it I can’t come up with anything else) |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:41AM |
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You realize your wish is to become a Lolcat You try and fail
I wish I had a dog trained to get me soda |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:46AM |
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He gets you soda, bum opens it before carrying it out from the fridge to the living room, thus spills it all on the floor.
You slip on it, knock you head on the floor, & pbum out. While you’re out, the smart dog has anal sex with you, and you catch a Rabies-AIDS cross virus.
You wake up with your mouth in a pool of your own vomit. And soda.
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I wish I could type faster. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 10:51AM |
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You learn to type incredibly fast, and the government decides to randomly punish you for it, cutting off your access to the internet for the next 20 years.
I wish someone would make me breakfast. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 11:19AM |
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I make you breakfast. Eating it’s the only know way to trigger my gag reflex.
I wish for Pastafarianism to be recognised as the one true faith! pOOpey edited this message on 04/04/2008 11:38AM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 11:37AM |
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Pastafarianism becomes the recognized as the one true faith, causing Christians to become martyr zealots yet again. Muslims and Jews, in a state of pique over not having their God be dominate for the first time in 2000 years, join forces to take out all Pastafarians and retake spiritual control over all Earthlings. Now we have to go to temple every freakin day and we can’t eat bacon! Thanks a lot, p00pey! Log in to see images!
I wish I had a my little pony. Sxxy_Saide_69 edited this message on 04/04/2008 11:47AM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 11:46AM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:05PM |
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pOOpey Posted:
I have no clue what that had to do with anything, please explain if I’m just being dense.
EDIT: nm, finally got the link to work correctly. lmfao, never seen it before but I love it.
Now: You finally discover how to hot-link and add captions at the bottom giving credit where it may be due. Unfortunately, this just ****es all the artists off because they’re still not getting paid so late one night they come to your house, pull you out of bed and string you up like some wild west bandit.
I wish I didn’t have so many blonde moments. Sxxy_Saide_69 edited this message on 04/04/2008 12:13PM |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:11PM |
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You stop having blond moments. In fact, no blond wants anything to do with you anymore. Ever. Xcept for me, bum you got me sent into prison for copywrite violation, and I don’t get conjugal visits.
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I wish for a cake with escape-tools or contraband!! |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:32PM |
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You get a cake with tools AND contraband. But it gets intercepted and you have time added onto your sentence.
I wish I knew why KoLOL dropped from some many member down to like 5. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:36PM |
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Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:
You learn the truth, and it’s not that interesting and you wish you had made a better wish.
I wish I could get by on less than six hours of sleep a night. |
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| Posted On: 04/04/2008 12:38PM |
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