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Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Darksiders: That dungeon with the giant ****ing worms, particularly the part where you gotta leg it from platform to platform without time-slow and War moves like a very special cripple covered in tar moving uphill on a rainy Moday

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Metal Gear Solid 4: The part where you have to follow that guy in Act 3 without being seen. Also, a fair few of the boss fights (3 raised that series’ standards to a new level in that regard and I was expecting something similar/better after all the hype)

Something_Witty edited this message on 01/17/2010 10:34AM

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

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Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Uncharted 2: The fact that it has to end Log in to see images!

Also, dumbbumes who spend the entirety of your Co-op Gold Rush game sitting there camping for points (not realizing that said points aren’t worth jack **** if you don’t get the gold to the objective FAST and/or you get downed a good way from your teammates hence dooming yourself and your score for the rest of the round)

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Forumwarz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Septerra Core: The end. Seriously, cultural diversity? That’s the gift of the creator? Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Bayonetta: Being liberal with using your items in order to avoid the MbumIVE rank penalty that comes with having to continue mid-level (given some of them are a good 20-30 minutes long and have several bastard-hard spots that destroy your life bar, and health drops aren’t HALF as generous as in Devil May Cry games), only to get killed by a mother****ing QUICK-TIME EVENT near the end of the level. Then getting jack all money to replenish your items as you get a ****house rank anyway.

That **** brings me near to TEARS. BLINDED BY RAGE. Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy: The 2nd half of the game.

The game, story and characters were awesome until it decided to turn into the Matrix, add some ****ing stupid plot twists, and have Carla fall head-over-heels for Lucas for no logical reason at all (except maybe to have a gratuitous zombie sex scene)

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Team Fortress 2: Spies in general. **** THEM.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Super Ghouls & Ghosts: “Arthur! You’re my hero! You just made it through 7 levels of sheer platforming hell, probably died like 100 times, without being able to save, all in one go! You’re amazing!”

”NOW GO AND DO THE ENTIRE ****ING THING AGAIN, AND BE SURE TO GRAB THE BRACELET THIS TIME. YES, I KNOW THE STUPID THING’S NEAR THAT-SODDING-TORCH LEVELS OF ****TYNESS, BUT **** IT I WILL ARTIFICIALLY LENGTHEN THIS GAME IF IT KILLS ME. OH, AND THE QUEST’S HARDER THIS TIME **** YOU. kthxbai c u l8r hon! Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Kingdom Hearts: lolololcheesygenericstorah.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

world of goo: sup we will just like make all of these last levels like impossible, good thing you saved up all those level skips!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

portal: the end. cant think of anything i hate in that game.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Grand Theft Auto/3/ Vice City/San Andres: Racing missions.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Fie Posted:

Grand Theft Auto/3/ Vice City/San Andres: Racing missions.

those are ok. what really sucks are the plane missions when you have no gamepad or joystick and are forced to use like 20 keys at once plus the mouse.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Modern Warfare 2: ”Cool, so I just killed Shepherd, that was badbum. Hope the Makarov ‘fight’ is as kickbum as this.” *game ends* ”.......WHAT. THE ****.”

though I suppose one could argue the whole story was p ****ing stupid IMO

those of you who beat the game will appreciate this BTW:


Something_Witty edited this message on 01/17/2010 2:29PM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Something_Witty Posted:

Super Ghouls & Ghosts: “Arthur! You’re my hero! You just made it through 7 levels of sheer platforming hell, probably died like 100 times, without being able to save, all in one go! You’re amazing!”

”NOW GO AND DO THE ENTIRE ****ING THING AGAIN, AND BE SURE TO GRAB THE BRACELET THIS TIME. YES, I KNOW THE STUPID THING’S NEAR THAT-SODDING-TORCH LEVELS OF ****TYNESS, BUT **** IT I WILL ARTIFICIALLY LENGTHEN THIS GAME IF IT KILLS ME. OH, AND THE QUEST’S HARDER THIS TIME **** YOU. kthxbai c u l8r hon! Log in to see images!

hahaha; worst part, the bracelet was NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BEAT THE FINAL BOSS. They just felt like making you play all the way trough again.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Fallout ->

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2: THE MOTHER****ING BOTS

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

pong – that part where the other paddle hits the ball at a weird angle and you can’t move your paddle fast enough to catch it.

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