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Ruin the above poster's wish!!
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Someone IMs you with a virus attached that makes your computer blow up and kill you. I wish that if I wanted a girl to sleep with me she would. |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 2:38PM |
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You find a girl you want to sleep with you… and she does, giving you a whole host of new and unusual VD
I wish my current boyfriend wasn’t making it so hard for me to break up with him, or conversely that I wasn’t such a sucker for sob stories |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 5:08PM |
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You gather the courage to break up with your bf just before he becomes a successful male-model/actor/multi-millionaire and then he gets some new arm candy and spits in your face!
I wish the former wisher’s successful male-model/actor/multi-millionaire former bf was my current bf and I was his arm candy! Just_Cy edited this message on 04/02/2008 10:53PM |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 10:52PM |
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you become his arm candy, but find out you have epilepsy and die from a seizure from all of the photos taken of you.
i wish the internet and RL switched places |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 11:07PM |
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They do. You still can’t get laid.
I wish could finish my chemistry homework. |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 11:10PM |
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You do but you still fail and it brings you down to an F in the clbum
i STILL wish the internet and RL switched places |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 11:12PM |
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The Internet and real Life switch places overnight, and you wake up to a big 404 message in front of your house. (Conversely… my new address is “www.chickswithmale reproductive organs.com” and I quickly run out of room in my driveway.)
I wish Gamblebot didn;t suck up all my flezz. |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 11:16PM |
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It takes your cred and items instead, leaving you back at level 1 and having to start over.
I wish for…..a chicken! |
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| Posted On: 04/02/2008 11:56PM |
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You get a chicken. However, the chicken pecks your eyeballs out and runs away to the nearest KFC.
I wish for a whiskey in the jar. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 12:01AM |
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You get whiskey in the jar. You drink the whiskey in your car. get pulled over and before you know it, you’re being entered from behind by your new cell-mate Karl! —— I wish I was Karl Just_Cy edited this message on 04/03/2008 5:14AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:13AM |
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Granted.
Log in to see images!
CARL WINSLOWNED
I wish I could sleep. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:16AM |
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You go to sleep and never wake up.
I wish I had more time to play Forumwarz. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 7:52AM |
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You are abandoned by everyone you know, you lose your job and are diagnosed with porphyria forcing you to become a shut-in.
I wish the weekend would get here! |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 8:07AM |
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The weekend gets here, but at 3 AM Saturday morning (EST) the world explodes thanks to President G.W. Douche..er, um, Bush, who was overstressed thanks to everyone hating him for the economy, Iraq, take your pick, pushing the big red bumon.
I wish I could enjoy Randy Orton into submission.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 8:54AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 9:00AM |
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Super Smash Bros Brawl finally does release right there. And by release… I mean “happy ending” kind of release. It takes weeks to get the stuff out of your hair.
I wish there was more creativity in this thread. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 9:07AM |
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Super Smash Bros Brawl gets released, but due to lack of planning it is quickly sold out, causing rioting that tears your country in half, causing civil war. Thanks to modern military advances, each side has a nuclear bomb and after a quick skirmish, they both get released, landing (both of them, imagine the luck!) on your house.
I wish I could ruin someone’s wish without blowing up the world. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 9:09AM |
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Eventually you will ruin a wish without blowing up the world. Unfortunately it happens to be your own wish. Then, being denied the pleasure you soughed from making the wish, you become so bitter towards the world that you’ll blow it up anyway just for the heck of it.
I wish I learned to juggle. Just_Cy edited this message on 04/03/2008 10:18AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 10:17AM |
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You learn to juggle and join the carnival. But it’s the Dark Carnival, so you are turned out by all the evil klowns and become a mbumive crack-whore, which is all well and good until you contract every STD known to Earth and quite a few that aren’t.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 10:20AM |
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Someone randomly shoots you for your horrible taste in old rap songs.
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I wish my music files didn’t get all fuxd up. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2008 1:05PM |
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