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Evil Trout Ruin the above poster's wish!!

pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I show up on your doorstep… bum the Christian Furries are still following me and spend 7 more hours trying to convert us, and get us to wear these weird costumes that itch.

I wish my ankle weren’t broken. Owwiee!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I’ts not. Your heart is.

(Did it turn emo for this post?)Log in to see images!

I wish the TSB/DK flamewar would end.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

It does when they team up to take over FW, banning anyone who doesn’t “accept they way they are now running things” and turning the game into an even more lame-bum version of WoW than the original. *shudders*

I wish I had super-powers.

Sxxy_Saide_69 edited this message on 04/01/2008 9:44AM

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You have x-ray vision, but it only let’s you see through the clothes of the morbidly obese

I wish I had a better job… or that I could just quit the one I have

SLAVE-JEWESS

Avatar: SLAVE-JEWESS's Avatar

Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

You get a better job at an unknown company but they just sell your organs on the black market *Sad face*

I wish I could fall asleep -_-

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SLAVE-JEWESS Posted:

You get a better job at an unknown company but they just sell your organs on the black market *Sad face*

I wish I could fall asleep -_-

You fall asleep and sleep right through the fire that burns down your house and kills you and your family.

I wish university didn’t suck giant hairy goat’s balls.

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

It doesn’t it’s just damn boring.

I wish I could turn pancakes into really thin pancakes.

Dracain edited this message on 04/02/2008 11:39AM

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You make your thin pancakes (crepes) but burn them so horribly that when you eat them they break off your teeth and ravage your gums so bad that you can’t even wear dentures.

I wish I was as good at being a whore as Paris Hilton.

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

you are already.

ok here is a tough one to ruin…I wish I was immortal but could die if I ever wanted to.

P.S thanks I forgot how to spell crepes.

Dracain edited this message on 04/02/2008 11:58AM

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Well thank you!

You become immortal, but this doesn’t stop you from getting hit by a bus and going into a coma that lasts for 500 years. When they finally bring you out of it, your hospital bill is so huge you decide to kill yourself to avoid having to pay it, only to learn that modern medical science has made it impossible for anyone to ever die and you’re stuck with that bill.

I wish for world peace.

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

NOOO NOT THE BILL!!!

world peace comes due to it being rules by my iron first, which leads to my wish.

I wish I was the king of everything and if someone killed me they still wouldn’t get my title and the only way to get it was for me to give it willingly.

Dracain edited this message on 04/02/2008 12:05PM

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Using my ultra-secret Camwhore skills I convince you, in a moment of blind lust, to give up your title to me. Pwned!

I wish WEGOTLAID would pay up already.

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

B-b-but if we got paid pays then I ruin me getting payed to…**** but I have to.

WEGOTLAID pays up but then the wish of flezz being real money comes true and you get stabbed and robed from and raped because of you being as big a whore as Paris Hilton.

I wish I could legally make more money for myself.

s0b3k

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

you can leagally make money for yourself it just isnt worth diddly.

I wish that no harm could come to anyone, leading to completly fufilled lifes that end in a comfortable death.

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Everyone dies so since no one is alive no one ca be harmed.

I wish I had a better wish.

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Through luck and skill you wind up as CEO for Microsoft and Disney, getting fat paid legally. When the US calls off it’s War on Drugs, you become a drug dealer making even more money legally. But then the revolution happens and you are dragged from you home in the middle of the night, kicking and screaming, to be torn limb from limb by the angry mob.

I wish zombies overtook the earth. Come on, try to make that a bad thing Log in to see images!

EDIT: Damn, I wasn’t quick enough!

Sxxy_Saide_69 edited this message on 04/02/2008 12:19PM

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

I enslave the zombies by threatening them with bad poetry and bad singing and get them to replace my limbs and drag you into the night kicking and screaming being teared limb from limb just as the mob did to me.

pOOpey

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I wish you made a wish. (Counts for both)

Dracain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Ok my wish that you die there I ruined you wish.

and me next wish is that I could controll peoples minds.

SLAVE-JEWESS

Avatar: SLAVE-JEWESS's Avatar

Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

You can only control the minds of people you don’t want to sleep with

I wish someone would friggin IM me.

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