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The Official I Am Not Trolling You Thread | |||||||
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I’m not. Officially anything I say in this thread is true and not a troll at all. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:34PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #01: I will send 50 BP to the first person who sends me a friend request. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:35PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #02: First guy to post a picture of his male reproductive organ with ‘handofg0d’ written on it gets 100 BP. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:36PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #03: I often pretend that I am really awesome, but in reality I’m a virgin with no friends. This is just an online persona I have created. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:37PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ok. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:38PM | View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #4: My birth name was “Kelley”, but I had it legally changed to “Josh” when I turned 18 because of being tormented for having a girls name growing up. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:39PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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handofg0d Posted:
Can I write it twice? Otherwise there would be too much space left.
Sig by Aldo Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:40PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #5: I was born prematurely due to a failed 3rd trimester abortion. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:41PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Teh Cezar Posted:
As many times as you’d like so long as it is legible. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:42PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m officially trolling in your non-trolling thread.
Log in to see images! And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:43PM | View Mazzon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #6: I am actually a Windows user. I only claim that I use an Apple to make myself seem more wealthy and to uphold my elitist persona (that was previously mentioned to be fake). |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:44PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Mazzon Posted: |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:44PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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handofg0d Posted:
Oooh burn… |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:45PM | View Recoome's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #7: I said I went to Disney World in December, but that’s also not true. What really happened was I forgot to pay the phone bill so I couldn’t get on my dial up connection for a week while I straightened things out. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 4:47PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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I am also not trolling when I say that everything h0g says here is 100% true Log in to see images!
Green porno!
Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:00PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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handofg0d Posted:
I beg to differ. My post was clearly off topic, extraneous and only intended to get a rise out of someone (which it did), and hence constitutes trolling. Pretty stupid I may be but then again so are you except you’re too ugly to use the word ‘pretty’ in any context or meaning even remotely relating to you. And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:09PM | View Mazzon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Mazzon Posted:
You were off topic by directly addressing my topic? You got a rise out of me?
Back on topic
Official Non-Troll #08: I am too ugly to use the word ‘pretty’ in any context or meaning even remotely relating to me. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:13PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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h0g is rping as me. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:15PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #09: When I was 9 a black kid round house kicked me in the mouth and stole my popsicle sticks I had collected for 3 months that I was going to use for a school project. I got a failing grade and was reminded by my mother that she wished the abortion had worked. Oh also I didn’t fight back in any way I just stayed emotionless about it until he left, because if you cower they beat you up worse, and if you fight back they beat you up even more worse. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:17PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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Official Non-Troll #10: I live in Arizona. |
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Posted On: 01/16/2010 5:17PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||