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Fun Episode 3 to be released on January 20!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

snipe.

Also, 20 jan means the day after tomorrow.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

MC Banhammer Posted:

CZ has picked a very appropriate release date imo.

It’s all 1s and 2s.

Er, what about the 0s?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

Er, what about the 0s?

0 = Nothing.

nothing new-1-2-nothing new-2-nothing new-1-nothing new Log in to see images!

Twitter

Avatar: 224313 2010-01-07 16:38:43 -0500
11

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Episode 3 launches in less than 48 hours! Last chance to pre-order and get your E-Peen™!

Moodburger

Avatar: Dust Mite
17

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

The **** isn’t it tomorrow yet!?

Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

So I finally got around to getting myself one of these “alt” things. The point of that being to play Ep3 on release, but also take part in scully’s dom contest.

In the name of that, I’ve blitzed my way through Ep1 and 2 with bought forum visits, question is… as a cheater, will that alt earn peens for doing peenworthy things in the story of Ep3? bumuming there are such things. ‘Cause if I can find out where the peens are (or where they aren’t) before playing through with my main character, then all the better…

Edit: Also, what happens to auctions set to end during the downtime? Do the timers get put on hold while the server’s offline? (I think my Duke Nukem Screenshot auction is due to end pretty much dead on 9:00EST, and the Left Ventricle Piercing is about 2 hours after that, wouldn’t want them to lose bidding time because of the update)

man-man edited this message on 01/19/2010 7:07PM

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Rightyo, time to start playing again.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

man-man Posted:

So I finally got around to getting myself one of these “alt” things. The point of that being to play Ep3 on release, but also take part in scully’s dom contest.

In the name of that, I’ve blitzed my way through Ep1 and 2 with bought forum visits, question is… as a cheater, will that alt earn peens for doing peenworthy things in the story of Ep3? bumuming there are such things. ‘Cause if I can find out where the peens are (or where they aren’t) before playing through with my main character, then all the better…

Edit: Also, what happens to auctions set to end during the downtime? Do the timers get put on hold while the server’s offline? (I think my Duke Nukem Screenshot auction is due to end pretty much dead on 9:00EST, and the Left Ventricle Piercing is about 2 hours after that, wouldn’t want them to lose bidding time because of the update)

goddamn it stop ****ing posting. I dont understand it but you are too dumb for forumwarz. what the ****.

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

Why hasn’t this happened yet?

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Why hasn’t this happened yet?

Evil Trout Posted:

Launch Details

I’m going to take down the site at 9AM EST. As the regulars know, it often takes hours and hours to get things ready, so expect the game to launch sometime in the afternoon. While the site is down we’ll set up a cool chat room to chill in and watch people doing nothing on their web cams.

-ET

http://blog.forumwarz.com/2010/1/19/tomorrow-s-the-big-day

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

goddamn it stop ****ing posting. I dont understand it but you are too dumb for forumwarz. what the ****.

I appear to have annoyed you somehow, please rest bumured that whatever it was I didn’t mean it, and it won’t happen again because I intend to go jump off a bridge so that there can’t ever be a misunderstanding like this again.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

man-man Posted:

I appear to have annoyed you somehow, please rest bumured that whatever it was I didn’t mean it, and it won’t happen again because I intend to go jump off a bridge so that there can’t ever be a misunderstanding like this again.

this is in civil discussion, if you intend to jump off a bridge, you’d better provide proof otherwise you are a lying troll.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

this is in civil discussion, if you intend to jump off a bridge, you’d better provide proof otherwise you are a lying troll.

This made me laugh. You’ve restored my faith in humanity, so although I really did have every intention of jumping off a bridge, your timely wit has pulled me back from the brink. Log in to see images!

Hobart should drop the “BLARGH, YOU SUCK SO MUCH” routine and be more like you.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

3 hours left, people.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Ooh, nice. I want to see what my IOU’s turn into when I log in later on tonight. I’m also under the impression that I will be able to extract sweet revenge on that goddam Geronimo forum.

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Episode 3 is aired!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

man-man Posted:

Hobart should drop the “BLARGH, YOU SUCK SO MUCH” routine and be more like you.

hobart is incredible shut up

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

Anyone know why I can’t find Geronimo forums? It used to be there, but now its gone. I completed the Limboard quest and I’m stuck because I don’t know what’s next.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

BritishSevenfold Posted:

I’m stuck because I don’t know what’s next.

http://www.forumwarz.com/help/me/5-i-m-stuck-in-the-game-do-you-have-any-general-advice

Fortune Cook-
ie

Avatar: 222814 2009-12-12 16:13:59 -0500

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 2 Re-Re

Ancient Chinese Secret...

There are good times in your near future

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