Ricket Posted:

Not Hobart, make me #3. Also, sup Bashy?

I will fight you over a girl I talked to a couple times maybe

Would love to meet hobart despite the fact that i am a pretentious bumhole.

Others too but I’m too pretentious to list your name. I’m an bumhole like that.

People I would like to meet in real life from forumwarz:

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

People I would like to meet in real life from forumwarz:heirloom

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Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

what.

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I would smoke a bowl with Cheins and Adapt, addressing them as “Anatole” and “Pyotr.” I would bumure them that everything will come right.

I would perform hilarious pratfalls in a suburban mall’s mallwalker’s lane with Fie, before loudly declaring death wishes on mall security as I throw pennies in the fountain.

I would perform the entire song and dance routine of “Singing in the Rain” with Fortunato on a quaint, shop-lined street, only we would be dressed as tengu and consume the souls of the mesmerized pbumers-by.

I would touch the handofg0d, and in so doing know.

I would stand upon a wind-swept hillside graveyard in the summer and a single tear would roll down my cheek as I contemplated the grave of Hobart Bliggity with glow-in-the-dark vampire fangs in my mouth.

I would join the gypsy caravan of Odalisque as she made her way across the country plying her craft, and I would wait a fortnight for her to complete the largest goatse cross stitch ever beheld.

I would snap my fingers in appreciation as I listened to was recite beatnik poetry backwards in a dive bar (from behind a curtain – he must remain a mystery, always).

I would soar between the skyscrapers, racing Scully on ziplines high above the city to determine, once and for all, who bakes the better banana bread (a gentlemen’s duel).

I would steal into PhineasPoe’s kitchen at night, and cover every last inch of his fridge with magnetic poetry, thus declaring eternal shenanigans upon him.

I would arrive in a hamlet with Chawin to solve a mystery that has forever shadowed the lives of its residents, but we would end up stealing a car and racing it through the streets mooning everyone in sight.

I would polish the shoes of Swine for a halfpenny, but he would whip me about the shins with his cane all down the street when I dared to kiss his toes in reverence.

I would slide down the foothills of the Alps on a delicately-carved ice swan, trying to knock FAIL off his own mount with one of those honking rubber mallets.

leetlol I love you

i would he honored to hang out w/ leetlol

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I would levitate outside Fran’s window, serene and Buddha-like in the lotus position chanting, “favela favela favela favela” until in madness she disappears into the shanty town, not to be seen again until she leads her tribe to freedom after The Fall.

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