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Pr0n The first time i ever masturbated

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Avatar: Hacker Woman

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

So i was about 13 id say. Me and my friend first heard about masturbating and decided to try it after school. We would go to his house and lock ourselves in his room and start pulling on our male reproductive organs. We would try this for hours and hours until we would both great times. Then after a few sessions of this we decided to try new things. First we tried to find out what we could use as lube. We tried lube and spit and everything we could think of. Oh but this was the best. After a few sessions my friend says hey it feels really good if you stick your finger in you bum. so i tried it and i really liked it too. So almost everyday i would do that and thought it would feel even better with something better so i found a candle and started jacking it in and out of my bumhole and right before i came i wou-


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Crazy Hammer

Avatar: Ashtray
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Frank Drebin

Avatar: 223877 2009-12-30 13:22:00 -0500
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Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

The first time I every masturbated,this happened…

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fapping

Avatar: Code (Green)
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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

A++ thread, would read again. Also, male reproductive organs

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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Fapping Posted:

A++ thread, would read again. Also, male reproductive organs

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[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

so you’re irawr and this happened yesterday, right


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

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