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Crying Weeper

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Hey! Are you broke after Christmas? Maybe also depressed? Alone and lonely? Bored? Horny?! Then this is the deal for YOU! I’m selling ****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda now. This video file got something for everyones legal needs! And all I’m asking is a minimum price of Log in to see images!

If you’re not into milfs, ****s, asian or latina girls, you should try getting into one bidding on the following item instead, perhaps. It is rumored to help you earn easy money, cure depressions and make you popular and attractive*. You just have to install it, then follow instructions. This famous and sought-after program file, well-known for being VERY low-maintenance & 100% bugfree, can be yours for the way too low price of Log in to see images!?

tl;dr below!

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

    Luck +7
    Defense +7

    Offense +7
    Frugality +7
    Charisma +7
    Max Douchebaggery +170

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    useless program that only wastes space.exec

      Max Ego +130
      Defense +6

      Offense +6

      Reserve price: Log in to see images!

      * = It’s not rumored to do any of that. It’s completely useless! All it does is waste space and help you pwn forums. And what kinda people does that?

      By replying to, voting on, acknowleding the existanse of, or just reading this thread, or parts of it, you automatically agree to show some interest in the auctions bidding-wise, and not just in regard of pointing out spelling errors or complaining. Let the Flezz show that interest. Reserve price is set at the above mentioned prices, but don’t hold me responsible if someone bids more. . . Actually – let’s hope people will! According to this DISCLAIMER/CONTRACT OF HONOUR, everyone WILL bid more! Because, by replying to, voting on, acknowleding the existanse of, or just reading this thread, or parts of it you automatically agree to place a bid on at least one of the items aswell, and said bid must be higher then the previous bid. Seller does not accept any responsibility for any misleading product information or lies, being published by accident or purpose. As a matter of fact – seller is not to be held responsible for anything that does not cause good by accident or hidden purpose. Also, a quote from a famous person: “Bump this thread.”

      PS: There is no shame in bidding alot more then the reserve prices!

      Time left untill both auctions ends after writing this post: 7 hours, 5 minutes.

      Crying Weeper edited this message on 12/27/2009 9:05PM


Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400


Level 69 Troll

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Well written auction page.

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Crying Weeper

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Thanks for that!

I was spun, and spent more or less 2 hours on it, editing it probably 40-50 times. Just hope it works. People does not seem to read/respect disclaimers anymore Log in to see images!

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