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Shit contest for 15 BP - what would you give me for xmas?

JoeTrippy

Avatar: Piggy Bank
2

Level 18 Permanoob

“Asshat”

Exactly what I would give myself. A bottle of scotch and a nice cigar.

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
26

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Camwhore

moo

bumping for moar presents

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

****tard Posted:

bumping for moar presents

Hmmm…I was going to get you an alt fail, but I see you already bought that for yourself. Log in to see images!

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
26

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Camwhore

moo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Hmmm…I was going to get you an alt fail, but I see you already bought that for yourself. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

my male reproductive organ in a box.

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

A blowjob from someone who can deepthroat two bananas at once.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Now, if I were really going to get you something, I’d have myself dipped in honey, then chocolate, and delivered to your door.

iostiogic

Avatar: 217288 2010-01-07 16:23:48 -0500
15

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Log in to see images!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I’d give you a punch in the face for being so ****ing stupid.

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

A plane ticket to Denver, Colorado (I think you know why Log in to see images!

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

A fruitcake.

deathpaint

Avatar: 127999 Sat Jul 04 16:42:31 -0400 2009
30

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

talkin' **** about a pretty sunset

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

A fruitcake.

plop. Log in to see images!

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

iostiogic Posted:

Log in to see images!

i don’t have a male reproductive organ Log in to see images!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Ricket Posted:

You stole my answer. Log in to see images!

would you like a hug?

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

A PS3, 25 awesome games for it and a bottle of vodka.

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

what i would give you can not be bought in any shop. It’s a gift straight from the heart male reproductive organ. AIDS

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Teh Cezar Posted:

A PS3, 25 awesome games for it and a bottle of vodka.

if you can find me all that for under $500 i will probably buy it.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Damn, Chawin’s right.

Ok then, just the bottle of vodka. And a dildo.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

xmas morning bump i want more presents Log in to see images!

Feiticeira

Avatar: 218163 2009-12-15 10:52:49 -0500
5

[Elite]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Te daria toda la felicidad y salud del mundo… aunque no me creas

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