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Sports An Inside Look At The Cool Kids Club

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Hi, I’m h0g. I am a cool kid. I am in a club that serves two purposes.

1. To remind each other how great we are

2. To exclude everyone else

In the following posts I will provide you with pictures, screenshots, chat logs, and more inside this shady underworld of the cultural elite.

Why am I doing this? I’m so ****ing cool, I’ve got nothing to hide.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Cool Kids Club File #D-1301:
Here is a screenshot of us cool kids discussing our pre-planned compliments for an upcoming thread one of us is about to make. It’s well orchestrated so that we can play off of each others witty comments or help set each other up for great jokes.

I have spoilered this for those who yearn to be amongst us one day and want to realize our awesome power first hand, unspoiled. (Note – if you’re not one of us yet, you never will be.)

 
 
 
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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:57AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Your so called “cool kids” are not as cool as you think you are. Cool people do not need to tell anyone about how cool they are.


Typical response. This is a kid in the anger stage. He rejects the cool kids for he will never be one of them. Beneath anger there is hurt. I’m sorry we hurt you (i’m not lol i’m too cool to care about your feelings.)


Cool Kids Club File #G-1098:
Here we have a picture of one of our private forums (hosted off site so non-cool mods can’t stick their noses in). This is just a taste.


 
 
 
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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:57AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

yeah man that is totes my male reproductive organ in that spoilered pic


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Green porno!

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

itt we find out that fort’s urethra is so big he can poop through it


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

If by cool you mean slightly better than Falconfour then yes, I guess you’re cool.


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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Hi -XI-

I’m sorry that you and your boyfriend didn’t ‘pwn’ me like you originally thought. You were so so excited about it in IDC too. I could almost visualize the chest bumps you guys gave each other as you lol’d hand in hand at how hard you felt you had ‘pwnd’ me. I’m not sure, but I think maybe, just maybe, you typed out each loltastic “we got him good” message with the raging broner you had.

If you ever want to pretend I’m a complete retard with no concept of rules or consequences again, so you can ‘pwn’ me some more, I’ll gladly RP this with you so you can build your self esteem back up.

Take care,

Log in to see images! aSh-gangSTA-685 edited this message on 12/21/2009 5:00PM

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

itt we find out that fort’s urethra is so big he can poop through it

i take that back. itt people care about things


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

handofg0d Posted:

Hi -XI-

I’m sorry that you and your boyfriend didn’t ‘pwn’ me like you originally thought. You were so so excited about it in IDC too. I could almost visualize the chest bumps you guys gave each other as you lol’d hand in hand at how hard you felt you had ‘pwnd’ me. I’m not sure, but I think maybe, just maybe, you typed out each loltastic “we got him good” message with the raging broner you had.

If you ever want to pretend I’m a complete retard with no concept of rules or consequences again, so you can ‘pwn’ me some more, I’ll gladly RP this with you so you can build your self esteem back up.

Take care,

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bumhurt


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

This ****s better than wrestle mania.

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Skyman747 Posted:

bumhurt

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Don’t forget that cool kids get a special treatment. When they break a flamebate rule we usually ignore the offending post or give out a short ban.

Log in to see images! Nicco edited this message on 12/21/2009 6:10PM


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Nicco Posted:

Don’t forget that cool kids get a special treatment. When they break a flamebate rule we usually ignore the offending post or give out a short ban.

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but if you guys actually moderated we wouldn’t be able to report all the posts.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE


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Green porno!

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

sanc did that for a while too


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Fortunato Posted:

I don’t think anyone has every thought of trolling by reporting stuff. Nope. No sir. Totally original idea there.

Who said anything about trolling with the report system? I report posts that I feel break the rules of the site, which is mostly a bunch of cool kids doing what is considered trolling in CD. Even though they never get banned it’s still the right thing to do.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

thats p much what he meant


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Adapt Posted:

thats p much what he meant

how is it trolling?


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

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