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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

oh baby, shii moves, shii moves.


he also puts strawberry dog dongs in his bum


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

shii loves you ya ya ya


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

shii was a girl

he was a boy

can I make it any more obvious


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

shii broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her ****in’ car

Crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

t_error

Avatar: 150670 2009-11-18 19:12:57 -0500

[The Airship]

Level 28 Emo Kid

So sexy she sweats Chanel no. 5

Is shii really going out with him?

Is shii really gonna take him home tonight?

Is shii really going out with him?

Cause if my eyes don’t deceive me

There’s something going wrong around here


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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There’s a Shii-wolf in your closet

Open up and let him free

(a-wooooooooooo)

There’s a Shii-wolf in your closet

Let it out so he can breathe


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Shii loves a calf

Shii loves Seaking

Shii does everything

Shii loves to woof

Shii loves the hoof

Shii loves the furry things

Mister Pugs edited this message on 12/18/2009 2:33AM

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

but shii’s a black magic womann


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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii’s a superfreak, superfreak


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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Well Shii’s all you’d ever want,

Shii’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner.

Well Shii always knows her place.

Shii’s got style, Shii’s got grace, Shii’s a winner.

Shii’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, Shii’s a Lady.


ilu man

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Odalisque Posted:

Well Shii’s all you’d ever want,

Shii’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner.

Well Shii always knows her place.

Shii’s got style, Shii’s got grace, Shii’s a winner.

Shii’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, Shii’s a Lady.

ahahahah


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NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
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NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON
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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Shii came from Greece,

Shii had a thirst for knowledge

Shii studied sculpture at St. Martin’s College.

That’s where I caught her eye.

Shii told me that her dad was loaded,

I said ‘In that case, I’ll have a rum & Coca-Cola’,

Shii said ‘Fine’.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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t_error

Avatar: 150670 2009-11-18 19:12:57 -0500

[The Airship]

Level 28 Emo Kid

So sexy she sweats Chanel no. 5

Shii comes in colours everywhere

Shii combs her hair

Shii’s like a rainbow

Coming, colours in the air

Oh, everywhere

Shii comes in colours


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lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

Shii’ll never drink the water make you order french champagne,

Shii’ll make you live a crazy life, but Shii’ll take away your pain- like a bullet to your brain!

COME ON!!

upside inside out- Shii’s living the(la?da?idk) vida loca.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Oh, Shii takes care of herself

Shii can wait if Shii wants

Shii’s ahead of her time

Oh, and Shii never gives out

And Shii never gives in

Shii just changes her mind

 

Shii is frequently kind

And Shii’s suddenly cruel

Shii can do as Shii pleases

Shii’s nobody’s fool

And Shii can’t be convicted

Shii’s earned her degree

And the most Shii will do

Is throw shadows at you

But Shii’s always a woman to me


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Little lady, alone in her bedroom

Shii’s watching program on the Ku Klux Klan

Little does Shii know,

While Shii is yawning,

Shii is orally pleasing the Unvisible Man


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Shii was afraid to come out of the locker

Shii was as nervous as Shii could be

Shii was afraid to come out of the locker

Shii was afraid that somebody would see

Two, three, four, tell the people what Shii wore


It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini

That Shii wore for the first time today

An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini

So in the locker Shii wanted to stay


Fie edited this message on 12/18/2009 10:48AM

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

And Shii turned to me and took me by the hand and said,

I’ve lost control again.

And how I’ll never know just why or understand,

Shii said I’ve lost control again.

And Shii screamed out kicking on his side and said,

I’ve lost control again.

And seized up on the floor, I thought Shii’d die.

Shii said I’ve lost control.

Shii’s lost control again.

Shii’s lost control.


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Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Just a Steel-Town dog on a saturday night

Lookin for the fight of his life

In the real time world no one sees him at all

They all say Shii’s crazy


Lockin rythms to the beat of his heart

Changing moment into light

Shii has danced into the danger zone

When the dancer becomes the dance


It can cut you like a knife

If the gift becomes the fire

All the while you’re stuck between

What’s will and what will be


Shii’s a maniac, maniac on the floor

And Shii’s dancing like Shii never danced before

Shii’s a maniac, maniac on the floor

And Shii’s dancing like Shii never danced before

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Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

Next thing I knew, Shii was jerking me off

You’re jealous because your band went nowhere

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