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Business Work sucks :(

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

So I got a job at the Dairy Queen, and my boss is a total jerk.

I got in trouble for eating the ice cream, which is BULL****! I only came to work there because I have problems with emotional eating and I thought it could cut down my grocery bill. Log in to see images!

I work with this blonde girl named Cindy. She is a total ****ing retard, and it’s not fair because everybody is nice to her, and all her friends stop by and she gets to go on long breaks while I’m stuck doing all of the work.

When I kill myself, all of these people are going to feel really bad about being so mean to me.

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Suck my left one.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

First post!

Where’s your store? I want to visit, so I can meet Cindy. Thx.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 03/26/2008 12:18PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

midnight

and the ground rumbles beneath me

splitting wide

~

down i’m sucked

into the depths

into the darkness

into the wasteland

that reeks of week-old grease

~

this is hell

i should be its queen

yet i am subjugated

~

“cindy!” the minions cry

“cindy!” hailing her bleached blonde hair

and her glossy lips

~

i stab frozen pattys

with a

fork

then stab my palm

with the

same fork

~

weep for me, juan

my precious dishwasher

weep

for your queen

in exile

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help me

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Just eat some when the **** of a boss is not around. Also make sure to spit into cindys ice cream, that or something eve worse.


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mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

midnight

and the ground rumbles beneath me

splitting wide

~

down i’m sucked

into the depths

into the darkness

into the wasteland

that reeks of week-old grease

~

this is hell

i should be its queen

yet i am subjugated

~

“cindy!” the minions cry

“cindy!” hailing her bleached blonde hair

and her glossy lips

~

i stab frozen pattys

with a

fork

then stab my palm

with the

same fork

~

weep for me, juan

my precious dishwasher

weep

for your queen

in exile

Log in to see images!

Your poem is heartbreakingly amazing. I thank you for your contribution. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Dante Kinkade Posted:

Just eat some when the **** of a boss is not around. Also make sure to spit into cindys ice cream, that or something eve worse.

Yeah, Cindy is a ****ing woman's genitals. I will sabotage her. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I did Cindy on the prep table.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Amp Zaphrix Posted:

I did Cindy on the prep table.

You and half the town Log in to see images!

I prepare your food on that, and I get revenge on the preppy sgreat times of this town by not wiping it down, ever.


Suck my left one.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Work is supposed to suck, if it didn’t we wouldn’t call it work. We’d call it spund or some other words that means nothing.

The only nice to Cindy is because

a) she’s hot.

b) people are nice to the mentally challenged (read: idiot)


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Balloon Posted:

Work is supposed to suck, if it didn’t we wouldn’t call it work. We’d call it spund or some other words that means nothing.

The only nice to Cindy is because

a) she’s hot.

b) people are nice to the mentally challenged (read: idiot)

Thank you for your wise insight. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I do what I can.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Zibo03

Avatar: Toilet 1
1

[1337 House]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You must throw your body onto the ice cream machine and destroy it and take back the means of production.


SUCK A male reproductive organ

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I did that once. Eh, it’s not all that.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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