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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

He’s not the only one who does delightfully misleading Kyoubai auction thread titles!

While you’re here, take a gander at THE BEST PICTURE FILE IN EXISTENCE. Yes, I’m talking about BLOOD SPLATTER ART.

The last one I auctioned a few days ago was so popular, I decided to put up another one. If you were upset you missed such a rare and valuable auction, or maybe were a little short on cash last time, now’s your lucky day.

Blood Spatter Art.xpeg

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405721-blood-spatter-art-xpeg

But what good is the Best Picture File Ever without the Best Video File Ever to go with it?

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405726-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

An ode to the clbumic and beloved troll avatar, this awesome Troll rollover picture file will surely aid your wallet; it’ll pay for itself in no time!

FLASHING RED AND GREEN.ogle

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405729-flashing-red-and-green-ogle

Hands down, the Best Program Ever for Ego boosting, this .moar will make you almost impossible to kill!

Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec

* Max Ego +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405730-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec

Let’s keep the great picture files coming with this gem. One of the best .moars for your money, this file is especially good for Emos, who get great Offense boost without any of that pesky Defense getting in the way of damage.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405731-pictures-of-you-leer

Another great rollover file, this Video has the added benefit of being helpful during raids, giving you a hefty Defense and Ego bonus.

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405732-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

And last but not least, what .moar collection would be complete without a little bit of derisive humor towards the handicapped?

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405733-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

Reserves on all files except Blood Splatter are set at a SUPER LOW  65,000! This is virtually what I’d get for selling it at the Ppwn Shoppe, so you know you’re getting a deal. Make these files yours today!

Shii edited this message on 12/09/2009 9:27PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump, generic comment about bidding!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Time’s pbuming quickly, get those bids in!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

You don’t fool me anymore, Shii.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Fie Posted:

You don’t fool me anymore, Shii.

You’re just too quick for me, Fie. :3

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump before bed.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Time is running out!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Less than one dya left and most of these files don’t even have a SINGLE bid on them! You should rectify this!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Most all of these are still super-low! Get some bargains!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii Posted:

Most all of these are still super-low! Get some bargains!

With Episode 3 around the corner, you’ve got a much chance of getting a decent price for these as I would trying to sell sand to Iraq.

In fact, if you can sell at least half of those files, including the blood spatter, at better than cost or over your reserve (whichever is higher), I’ll record you a personalised song. Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 12/12/2009 7:01AM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

what hath fort wrought

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Fortunato Posted:

what hath fort wrought

I don’t know, what hath fort wrought? (That’s one hell of a tongue twister)

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

With Episode 3 around the corner, you’ve got a much chance of getting a decent price for these as I would trying to sell sand to Iraq.

In fact, if you can sell at least half of those files, including the blood spatter, at better than cost or over your reserve (whichever is higher), I’ll record you a personalised song. Log in to see images!

Every other large auction I’ve done in the last two weeks so far has only had ONE file go under reserve. And that’s a total of 20 something files.

The Blood Splatter has a reserve of 2 mil, which it went over last time, Jerkstore went for over 4 (the reserve) fermat’s went for 1.9 (reserve was 1) another jerkstore sold for 8m, etc.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

2 mil for the Blood Spatter?

Damn… I was thinking of putting in a late bid, but for that price I’d rather just hoard my imaginary money.

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

man-man Posted:

2 mil for the Blood Spatter?

Damn… I was thinking of putting in a late bid, but for that price I’d rather just hoard my imaginary money.

You do realize that file used to sell for 10 million Flezz minimum, right?

Hooray for alt fails.

ZomBiggie Smalls edited this message on 12/12/2009 10:10PM
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