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Business Looking for a Klan that doesn't suck

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

Yes, I know that’s like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I have to try.

I have very specific standards, I’m not going to join a klan just because “We haz da mostest persuns” or “WE R SO TEH AWESOME!!!111” In fact, that is quite the opposite of the kind of klan I am searching for. I will post a few guidelines:

1. I don’t want to join your one-person klan to make it seem like you’re not lonely and pathetic.

2. I am not going to join one of these so-called “competitive klans”

3. No drama-whoring klans

4. Klan must not take the game too seriously, and must enjoy having fun.

5. Must enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlit strolls through the park.

So, if you think you fit the mold and you think your klan is good enough for me (it’s not, but you can try), give me a GOOD reason to want to join you. If I accept, I will alert the Klan’s leader and request an invitation.


BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

what the **** dude


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

this means war you know that right??


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Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

War? On the Internet? My good man, perish the thought. Feelings could be hurt! Log in to see images!

But that is neither here nor there. Offer still stands.

Edit: For clarification, I wasn’t implying TSB sucks. Log in to see images!

Edit 2: I wasn’t implying it, because I thought it was rather obvious TSB sucked. Log in to see images! Agent_Orange edited this message on 03/25/2008 6:50PM


BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

you should join team shortbus for obvious reasons.

oh wait we don’t want you, traitor Log in to see images!

Edit: For clarification, I wasn’t implying TSB sucks.

oh okay, we’re cool man Log in to see images!

edit – RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE Log in to see images! BirdofPrey edited this message on 03/25/2008 7:32PM


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vanessa

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2

Level 10 Troll

Hitler Cat Sez: Get in the Oven!

REQWIREMENT #6: KLAN MUST B COMPRIZED OF fabulous personGITS

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

vanessa Posted:

REQWIREMENT #6: KLAN MUST B COMPRIZED OF fabulous personGITS

No, if I wanted that I would have joined FoL silly! Log in to see images!


pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

We admit it: we suck.

We also tity ****, doggy-style and take it up the bum. It all depends on how much   you’re willing to spend on us!

*giggle*

OO

P.S. We look fab doing it, too!


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TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

MOEL!!!!1!!11!11!


Lo! Log in to see images!

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Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Wohooo, klan drama on the internsts. My day is saved Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

**** YOU AO

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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Agent_Orange Posted:

1. I don’t want to join your one-person klan to make it seem like you’re not lonely and pathetic.

2. I am not going to join one of these so-called “competitive klans”

3. No drama-whoring klans

4. Klan must not take the game too seriously, and must enjoy having fun.

5. Must enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlit strolls through the park.

Hehe, that describes our Klan perfectly but we don’t invite strangers and even if we did you wouldn’t be good enough for us. And now kill yourself. Log in to see images!


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Superking

Avatar: Ashtray
1

[SuperkingsBigBoner]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You don’t want any part of my klan SuperkingsBigBoner. It sucks way ****ing bad. Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

what the **** is this


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Phlegmatic

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6

[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

if my klan didn’t consist of people waiting until episode 2 to play then it would qualify

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

:/ I don’t think furcadia has a Klan ao, looks like you’re out of luck


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Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Agent_Orange Posted:

Yes, I know that’s like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I have to try.

I have very specific standards, I’m not going to join a klan just because “We haz da mostest persuns” or “WE R SO TEH AWESOME!!!111” In fact, that is quite the opposite of the kind of klan I am searching for. I will post a few guidelines:

1. I don’t want to join your one-person klan to make it seem like you’re not lonely and pathetic.

2. I am not going to join one of these so-called “competitive klans”

3. No drama-whoring klans

4. Klan must not take the game too seriously, and must enjoy having fun.

5. Must enjoy long walks on the beach and moonlit strolls through the park.

So, if you think you fit the mold and you think your klan is good enough for me (it’s not, but you can try), give me a GOOD reason to want to join you. If I accept, I will alert the Klan’s leader and request an invitation.

1. Not a problem. I may be lonely and pathetic but WEGOTLAID isn’t.

2. We are working on doing a raid but if you don’t want to join the raid we don’t mind.

3. Many whores, Low drama.

4. Weekly orgies. How much more fun can you have without barnyard animals and a clown outfit?... Actually we have those too so never mind.

5. I’ll be blunt, We’re not big on romance. If you can’t run away fast enough your fair game.

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 03/26/2008 12:17AM

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TorumFroll

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

We haz da mostest persuns

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Why don’t you start your own klan?


ilu man

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

bulldyke Posted:

Why don’t you start your own klan?

With Ira. Log in to see images!

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