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Poetry Compose A Senryu for 45bp

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

For those of you who don’t know a senryu is a three line Japanese poem structurally the same as a haiku, but unrhymed and on the subject of human nature rather than just nature. It is usually satirical or ironic. I suggest you google for examples.

In one week I will award the senryu that strikes me the most with 45bp. You are permitted one entry per account. Do not post anything other than senryu in this thread. Tubmail with any questions or comments. You can go either the satiric and ironic route or the serious route, I favor neither.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fie Posted:

For those of you who don’t know a senryu is a three line Japanese poem structurally the same as a haiku, but unrhymed and on the subject of human nature rather than just nature. It is usually satirical or ironic. I suggest you google for examples.

In one week I will award the senryu that strikes me the most with 45bp. You are permitted one entry per account. Do not post anything other than senryu in this thread. Tubmail with any questions or comments. You can go either the satiric and ironic route or the serious route, I favor neither.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Fie can I confirm that the structure should be exactly as follows?

5 syllables.

7 syllables.

5 syllables.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

If so this is my entry.

————————————

“Life is ****.” He said.

“And then one day you just die”

Grandpa is damn smart.

————————————

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 12/08/2009 9:26PM

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Literally, the man said that to me. I was quite surprised at his cynicism.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Why do people fight?

Monkey brain wants banana;

takes it from others

———

Once upon a time

There was a normal person

I have no last line

———

This contest is dumb

I’m still spending time on it

**** you with a rake

Edit: One entry each? I should read things before I reply to them. Last one it is.

man-man edited this message on 12/08/2009 9:23PM

Bueno

Avatar: 221553 2011-04-17 19:57:05 -0400

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Hijo de las gran mil putas.

Open the shutters.

It’s raining outside again.

Back to bed. Who cares.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I am so horny

Send me a pic of duca

Topless (great contest!)

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Everything on earth

Is ****ty, like ForumWarz

Yet you play them both

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

I make eye contact
Hold it till she looks away
I check out her mammary glands

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

USA rocks but

why does our own dollar bill

say in god we trust?

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Deafening rumbling
Mountain has fallen apart.
I shot rikishi.

Desperate night
Down in motel with granddad
Wish it was geisha :(

I vomit a lot
Sakuras bloom in my wake
Good fertilizer.

My English is bad
After a jug of sake
Gonna get another

BUNNI_RAPE

Avatar: 175138 Sat Aug 22 19:47:00 -0400 2009
18

[So Fresh and So Cl-
ean
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Masturbate daily.

I do so without regret.

Then I eat tacos.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Posting

Because

I’m bored Log in to see images!

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

four years of work

the degree brings pride

welcome to starbucks

ultracowlord

Avatar: Server Hacker
6

[The Conjugators of-
Funk
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

“You are great! Now please,”

Her praise makes life worth living!

“flip this tape over.”

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Do I know that guy?

OH GOD, HERE HE COMES

AVOID EYE CONTACT

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

The door won’t open

I pull with all my might and

ignore the ‘push’ sign

Afterthotz edited this message on 12/12/2009 12:34AM

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

**** THE MODS

YOU AIN’T GONNA BAN ME

FOR POSTING IN CAPS

Circlejerk

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
6

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I logged on, yes.

I played Forumwarz, yes.

My life sux, **** you.

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