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Flezz I Have Desided to Sell My Art Collection

Saturn12

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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

I have 7, that’s right, 7 Venus de Milos. I know, ‘they’ say that Alexandros of Antioch only made ONE Venus de Milo, and its in the Louvre Museum in Paris, but ‘they’ are a bunch of fabulous person art lovers.

I, on the other hand, am a completely heterosexual art lover, and I know that Alexandros of Antioch had a Hellenistic Age bumembly line turning these things out. Now you can have mine:

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405012-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405014-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405015-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405016-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405017-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405018-venus-de-milo

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405019-venus-de-milo

I am only excepting bids from art lovers that like having sex with people of the opposite sex, thank you.

SoronTheBeast

Avatar: 159958 2010-01-24 16:32:03 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

There's your 3 BPs. Now stop ****ing whining about THIRTEEN CENTS you pathetic no-lifer. - Fran

NVM someone bet me to it.

SoronTheBeast edited this message on 12/07/2009 4:52PM

Saturn12

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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Joseph of Suburbia, you’re not a fabulous person art lover, right? I’m just making sure that these Venus de Milo make it to a good home…

I guess if your a lesbian and promise to love them the way I did, that would be ‘ok’ too…

I mean, I read somewhere that gays make bad parents, but I always forget if ‘lesbian’ counts as ‘gay,’ since, I think lesbians are hot, but I’m not gay, and I know loving gay people makes you gay, so, therefor, lesbians really can’t be gay, since I’m not gay.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Saturn12 Posted:

Joseph of Suburbia, you’re not a fabulous person art lover, right? I’m just making sure that these Venus de Milo make it to a good home…

I guess if your a lesbian and promise to love them the way I did, that would be ‘ok’ too…

I mean, I read somewhere that gays make bad parents, but I always forget if ‘lesbian’ counts as ‘gay,’ since, I think lesbians are hot, but I’m not gay, and I know loving gay people makes you gay, so, therefor, lesbians really can’t be gay, since I’m not gay.

Oh, don’t worry, I’ll make sure to love them just as much as you did. But not in a gay “ooh art” way. “More in a Yeah, baby, see? I LOVE art. Now get on my bed, ‘kay?” way.

Saturn12

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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Oh, don’t worry, I’ll make sure to love them just as much as you did. But not in a gay “ooh art” way. “More in a Yeah, baby, see? I LOVE art. Now get on my bed, ‘kay?” way.

Well, I hope you win then! I loved them long and hard and its about time someone else gets a turn. Log in to see images!

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I would like to buy one of these arts. Can you tell me which one is the certified original?

Saturn12

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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I would like to buy one of these arts. Can you tell me which one is the certified original?

They’re ALL original. Read the OP, Alexandros of Antioch had a Hellenistic Age bumembly line.

If you think there is only ONE, it would mean your one of the fabulous person art lovers I was talking about.

Saturn12

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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Somebody,

No Homo, right?

Saturn12

Avatar: Baby Typing
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Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Saturn12 Posted:

Somebody,

No Homo, right?

Seriously, Somebody, your not one of those homosexuals that are hiding in my closet or whatever, are you? Because I can’t have one of them winning these beautiful ladies. You would be genetically unable to appreciate them for what they are.

Especially Shela,

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/405019-venus-de-milo

She is very special and needs to be treated like the woman she is. I can’t give her to someone that will hide in a closet with her or something. A GAY closet.

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