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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

why does it have to be the first verse? fie said that you can pick a point from anywhere

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Adapt Posted:

why does it have to be the first verse? fie said that you can pick a point from anywhere

Welp I misread the OP.

*flogs back*

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

“Daddy” I Whispered by “scouries”

“DADDY?” I whispered

Stephanie Seduces her Handsome Father

THE PAST – JUNE 1994 – PITTSBURGH

“Daddy,” I whispered as I glided across the moonlit room, stopping only when my trembling knees gently brushed against the silk sheets on his king size bed.

“Daddy, are you awake?” I asked again as I leant over my fathers body, purring into his ear, my tongue twitching just an inch away, already eager to lick inside him.

No don’t, I thought to myself, pulling back even as I felt my nipples stiffen and arch toward him. Lifting the soft sheet away from his golden skin I couldn’t help but gasp as his blond pubic hairs came into view, and then had to fight myself from grabbing hold of him as his long, fat shaft appeared, lying proudly on his thick thigh.

Oh God it’s so big, I thought for the hundredth time, my gaze locked on the big male reproductive organhead, so much bigger than Jason’s or Billy’s, the only other ones I had ever seen. Licking my lips, I wondered what it’d feel like to run my tongue over his balls and up his long shaft, what it would feel like to pop the fat head between my lips and what his sperm would taste like as it dribbled down my hungry throat.

I knew from experience he wouldn’t wake unless I did something crazy, that he was

shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

Christopher Brookmyre, Boiling a Frog
still seeping, the reverberations continuing to shudder through his head in time with his pulse. He had a look at the ascent required to reach the top bunk and opted to stay crumpled on the floor for a few more minutes’ convalescence.

“Fooaltiyeman, that looked ****in’ sair. Hahahahahaha. ****in’ daft woman's genitals.”

The sliver adjusted his reclining posture, shuffling forwards from the wall, presumably to afford himself a better view of the ongoing daft-woman's genitalsery.

“Serve ye ****in’ right, sittin’ there when it’s ma ****in’ bed.”

With his sleeve having fallen away from it a couple of inches, Parlabane could now more clearly see the grey twiglet of arm that was implausibly supporting Sliver’s head. It looked as though all it would take to snap the thing would be for a fly to alight on his nose, but Parlabane knew better than to bumume his appearance was any reflection on his ability to look after himself. He certainly wasn’t about to put it to the test by telling him to shut the **** up. Nonetheless, Parlabane felt sure, if Sliver had been in Belsen, his nickname would have been ‘Slim’.

“Sorry,” he managed quietly. “I’ll take the top one, shall I?”

“****in’ right ye will. Go up there an’ greet.”

“In a minute.”

“****in’ first time, innit, eh? ****in’ never been in the jile afore, huv ye? Ahhh, ****in’ ****in’ it I bet, ****innn. Ahh-haa. ****in’ – Fooaltiyeman, I don’t ****in’ like the look o’ your ****in’ chances man, ne’er I don’t. ****in’ sideyways for you, pal, mark my ****in’ words. ****in’ daft woman's genitals. Fooaltiye, I’ve been inside a few times, man, ****in’ seen it aw afore, man, ****in’ awyit, an’ ****in’ – ****in’ woman's genitalss like you, naw, man, hahaha, don’t ****in’ fancy ye, altiye. Haha. ****in’ sideyways. ****in’ twirly sheets job, man, altiye. Ahh-haaaah. ****in’ waaank.”

Parlabane, even in his embattled, embittered and em, just-hit-his-head-off-an-iron-bedframe state, retained sufficient presence of mind to appreciate the significance of the moment. As a man who scornfully disapproved of inappropriate superlatives, he could honestly say he was now in the presence of the least charming person he had ever met. Given that he worked in the journalism trade, and that through his wife he had unavoidably met a number of surgeons, this was saying something.

“Fooaltiyeman, I’ve seen your type afore, many a time. Many. A. Fu. Kin. Time. Fooaltiye, ****in’ easy meat, man, that’s you, ****innnn ah-haa.”

Parlabane felt an enormous temptation to point at him, narrow his eyes and say: “Gordonstoun? No, no, no, that’s right. Fettes, Fettes.” Resisting was

Patrick Star

Avatar: 218338 2009-11-23 14:16:22 -0500
1

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

A Tale of Two CitiesCharles male reproductive organens


It was

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

by Harlan Ellison

Limp, the body of Gorrister hung from the pink palette; unsupported—hanging high above us in the computer chamber; and it did not shiver in the chill, oily breeze that blew eternally through the main cavern. The body hung head down, attached to the underside of the palette by the sole of its right foot. It had been drained of blood through a precise incision made from ear to ear under the lantern jaw. There was

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I was going to say, when I initially read it, I bumumed that the intent of the contest was to take a section from a book, end it with the “was” and then have someone else carry on with the sentence starting somewhere else.

This doesn’t seem to be happening.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Shakespeare’s Sonnets. Beginning with Sonnet #1.

Sonnet 1 Posted:

From fairest creatures we desire increase,

That thereby beauty’s rose might never die,

But as the riper should by time decease,

His tender heir might bear his memory:

But thou contracted to thine own bright eyes,

Feed’st thy light’s flame with self-substantial fuel,

Making a famine where abundance lies,

Thy self thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel:

Thou that art now the world’s fresh ornament,

And only herald to the gaudy spring,

Within thine own bud buriest thy content,

And, tender churl, mak’st waste in fine upstanding member of societyrding:

Pity the world, or else this glutton be,

To eat the world’s due, by the grave and thee.

Sonnet 2 Posted:

When forty winters shall besiege thy brow,

And dig deep trenches in thy beauty’s field,

Thy youth’s proud livery so gazed on now,

Will be a totter’d weed of small worth held:

Then being asked, where all thy beauty lies,

Where all the treasure of thy lusty days;

To say, within thine own deep sunken eyes,

Were an all-eating shame, and thriftless praise.

How much more praise deserv’d thy beauty’s use,

If thou couldst answer ‘This fair child of mine

Shall sum my count, and make my old excuse,’

Proving his beauty by succession thine!

This were to be new made when thou art old,

And see thy blood warm when thou feel’st it cold.

Sonnet 3 Posted:

Look in thy glbum and tell the face thou viewest

Now is the time that face should form another;

Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,

Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.

For where is she so fair whose unear’d womb

Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?

Or who is he so fond will be the tomb

Of his self-love, to stop posterity?

Thou art thy mother’s glbum and she in thee

Calls back the lovely April of her prime;

So thou through windows of thine age shalt see,

Despite of wrinkles this thy golden time.

But if thou live, remember’d not to be,

Die single and thine image dies with thee.

Sonnet 4 Posted:

Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend

Upon thy self thy beauty’s legacy?

Nature’s bequest gives nothing, but doth lend,

And being frank she lends to those are free:

Then, beauteous fine upstanding member of societyrd, why dost thou abuse

The bounteous largess given thee to give?

Profitless usurer, why dost thou use

So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?

For having traffic with thy self alone,

Thou of thy self thy sweet self dost deceive:

Then how when nature calls thee to be gone,

What acceptable audit canst thou leave?

Thy unused beauty must be tombed with thee,

Which, used, lives th’ executor to be.

Sonnet 5 Posted:

Those hours, that with gentle work did frame

The lovely gaze where every eye doth dwell,

Will play the tyrants to the very same

And that unfair which fairly doth excel;

For never-resting time leads summer on

To hideous winter, and confounds him there;

Sap checked with frost, and lusty leaves quite gone,

Beauty o’er-snowed and bareness every where:

Then were not summer’s distillation left,

A liquid prisoner pent in walls of glbum,

Beauty’s effect with beauty were bereft,

Nor it, nor no remembrance what it was

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

bump for fie Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

The Raven


Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

`’Tis some visitor,’ I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door –

Only this, and nothing more.’


Ah, distinctly I remember it was

Lady_Gaga

Avatar: 93840 2010-02-07 01:11:33 -0500
11

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Life As We Knew it By Susan Beth Pfeffer

Eventually I found the source of the noise. It was

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Patrick Star Posted:

A Tale of Two CitiesCharles male reproductive organens


It was

wow good one. how did you think of that?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

NOTES TO MY BIOGRAPHER by Adam Haslett

You understand, Dad? It’s in me too. I don’t want Eric to find me in a parking lot in the middle of the night in my pajamas talking to a stranger like Mom did. I don’t want him to find me hanged. I used to cast fire from the tips of my fingers some weeks and burn everything in my path an it was all progress and it was…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Here’s a good one.

This is a poem by Jessica Le Bas. It’s called “What Was It?”

Was

http://lumiere.net.nz/reader/arts.php/item/2258

EVIL TROUT I-
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UMPING male reproductive organ -
BISHOP

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 15 Re-Re

ANARCHY COOKBOOK VERSION 2000

Table of Contents

1.Counterfeiting Money

2.Credit Card Fraud

3.Making Plastic Explosives

4.Picking Master Locks

5.The Arts of Lockpicking I

6.The Arts of Lockpicking II

7.Solidox Bombs

8.High Tech Revenge: The Beigebox

9.COý Bombs

10.Thermite II Bombs

11.Touch Explosives

12.Letter Bombs

13.Paint Bombs

14.Ways to send a car to HELL

15.Do you hate school?

16.Phone related vandalism

17.Highway police radar jamming

18.Smoke Bombs

19.Mail Box Bombs

20.Hot-wiring cars

21.Napalm

22.Fertilizer Bomb

23.Tennis Ball Bomb

24.Diskette Bombs

25.Unlisted Phone Numbers

26.Fuses

27.How to make Potbumium Nitrate

28.Exploding Light bulbs

29.Under water igniters

30.Home-brew blast cannon

31.Chemical Equivalency List

32.Phone Taps

33.Landmines

34.A different Molitov male reproductive organtail

35.Phone Systems Tutorial I

36.Phone Systems Tutorial II

37.Basic Alliance Teleconferencing

38.Aqua Box Plans

39.Hindenberg Bomb

40.How to Kill Someone

41.Phone Systems Tutorial III

42.Black Box Plans

43.The Blotto Box

44.Blowgun

45.Brown Box Plans

46.Calcium Carbide Bomb

47.More Ways to Send a Car to Hell

48.Ripping off Change Machines

49.Clear Box Plans

50.CNA Number Listing

51.Electronic Terrorism

52.Start a Conf. w/o 2600hz or MF

53.Dynamite

54.Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower

55.How to Break into BBs Express

56.Firebomb

57.Fuse Bomb

58.Generic Bomb

59.Green Box Plans

60.Portable Grenade Launcher

61.Basic Hacking Tutorial I

62.Basic Hacking Tutorial II

63.Hacking DEC’s

64.Harmless Bombs

65.Breaking into Houses

66.Hypnotism

67.Remote Informer Issue #1

68.Jackpotting ATM Machines

69.Jug Bomb

70.Fun at K-Mart

71.Mace Substitute

72.How to Grow Marijuana

73.Match Head Bomb

74.Terrorizing McDonalds

75.”Mentor’s” Last Words

76.The Myth of the 2600hz Detector

77.Blue Box Plans

78.Napalm II

79.Nitroglycerin Recipe

80.Operation: ****up

81.Stealing Calls from Payphones

82.Pool Fun

83.Free Postage

84.Unstable Explosives

85.Weird Drugs

86.The Art of Carding

87.Recognizing Credit Cards

88.How to Get a New Identity

89.Remote Informer Issue #2

90.Remote Informer Issue #3

91.Remote Informer Issue #4

92.Remote Informer Issue #5

93.Phreaker’s Guide to Loop Lines

94.Ma-Bell Tutorial

95.Getting Money out of Pay Phones

96.Computer-based PBX

97.PC-Pursuit Port Statistics

98.Pearl Box Plans

99.The Phreak File

100.Red Box Plans

101.RemObS

102.Scarlet Box Plans

103.Silver Box Plans

104.Bell Trashing

105.Canadian WATS Phonebook

106.Hacking TRW

107.Hacking VAX & UNIX

108.Verification Circuits

109.White Box Plans

110.The BLAST Box

111.Dealing with the R&R Operator

112.Cellular Phone Phreaking

113.Cheesebox Plans

114.Start Your Own Conferences

115.Gold Box Plans

116.The History of ESS

117.The Lunch Box

118.Olive Box Plans

119.The Tron Box

120.More TRW Info

121.”Phreaker’s Phunhouse”

122.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27

123.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27

124.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28

125.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28

126.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28

127.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30

128.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30

129.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30

130.Sodium Chlorate

131.Mercury Fulminate

132.Improvised Black Powder

133.Nitric Acid

134.Dust Bomb Instructions

135.Carbon-Tet Explosive

136.Making Picric Acid from Aspirin

137.Reclamation of RDX from C-4

138.Egg-based Gelled Flame Fuels

139.Clothespin Switch

140.Flexible Plate Switch

141.Low Signature System [Silencers]

142.Delay Igniter From Cigarette

143.Nicotine

144.Dried Seed Timer

145.Nail Grenade

146.Bell Glossary

147.Phone Dial Locks — Beat’em

148.Exchange Scanning

149.A Short History of Phreaking

150.”Secrets of the Little Blue Box”

151.The History of British Phreaking

152.”Bad as ****”

153.Telenet

154.****ing with the Operator

155.Phrack Magazine-Vol. 1, Issue 1

156.International Country Codes List

157.Infinity Transmitter Plans

158.LSD

159.Bananas160.Yummy Marihuana Recipes

161.Peanuts

162.Chemical Fire Bottle

163.Igniter from Book Matches

164.”Red or White Powder” Propellant

165.Pipe Hand Grenade

166.European Credit Card Fraud

167.Potbumium Bomb

168.Your Legal Rights

169.Juvenile Offenders’ Rights

170.Down The Road Missle

171.Fun With Shotgun Shells

172.Surveillance Equipment

173.Drip Timer

174.Stealing

175.Miscellaneous

176.Shaving cream bomb

177.Ripping off change machines II

178.Lockpicking the EASY way

179.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Prelude

180.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Vol. 1

181.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Vol. 2

182.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Vol. 3

183.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Vol. 4

184.Anarchy ‘N’ Explosives Vol. 5

185.Explosives and Propellants

186.Lockpicking III

187.Chemical Equivalent List II

188.Nitroglycerin II

189.Cellulose Nitrate

190.Starter Explosives

191.Flash Powder

192.Exploding Pens

193.Revised Pipe Bombs

194.* SAFETY * A MUST READ!

195.Ammonium TriIodide

196.Sulfuric Acid & Amm. Nitrate III

197.Black Powder III

198.Nitrocellulose

199.RDX

200.The Black Gate BBS

201.ANFOS

202.Picric Acid II

203.Bottled Explosives

204.Dry Ice

205.Fuses / Ignitors / Delays

206.Film Canister Bombs

207.Book Bombs

208.Phone Bombs

209.Special Ammunition

210.Rocketry

211.Pipe Cannon II

212.Smoke Bombs

213.Firecrackers

214.Suppliers II

215.Lab-Raid Checklist

216.Misc Anarchy

217.Combo Locks II

218.Misc Anarchy II

219.Thermite IV

1. Counterfeiting Money by The Jolly Roger

Before reading this article, it would be a very good idea to get a book on photo offset printing, for this is the method used in counterfeiting US

currency. If you are familiar with this method of printing, counterfeiting should be a simple task for you.

Genuine currency is made by a process called “gravure”, which involves etching a metal block. Since etching a metal block is impossible to do

by hand, photo offset printing comes into the process.

Photo offset printing starts by making negatives of the currency with a camera, and putting the negatives on a piece of masking material

(usually orange in color). The stripped negatives, commonly called “flats”, are then exposed to a lithographic plate with an arc light plate maker.

The burned plates are then developed with the proper developing chemical. One at a time, these plates are wrapped around the plate cylinder

of the press.

The press to use should be an 11 by 14 offset, such as the AB male reproductive organ 360. Make 2 negatives of the portrait side of the bill, and 1 of the back

side. After developing them and letting them dry, take them to a light table. Using opaque on one of the portrait sides, touch out all the green,

which is the seal and the serial numbers. The back side does not require any retouching, because it is all

one color. Now, make sure all of the negatives are registered (lined up correctly) on the flats. By the way, every time you need another serial

number, shoot 1 negative of the portrait side, cut out the serial number, and remove the old serial number from the flat replacing it with the new

one.

Now you have all 3 flats, and each represents a different color: black, and 2 shades of green (the two shades of green are created by mixing

inks). Now you are ready to burn the plates. Take a lithographic plate and etch three marks on it. These marks must be 2 and 9/16 inches apart,

starting on one of the short edges. Do the same thing to 2 more plates. Then, take 1 of the flats and place it on the plate, exactly lining the short

edge up with the edge of the plate. Burn it, move it up to the next mark, and cover up the exposed area you have already burned. Burn that,

and do the same thing 2 more times, moving the flat up one more mark. Do the same process with the other 2 flats (each on a separate plate).

Develop all three plates. You should now have 4 images on each plate with an equal space between each bill.

The paper you will need will not match exactly, but it will do for most situations. The paper to use should have a 25% rag content. By the way,

Disaperf computer paper (invisible perforation) does the job well. Take the paper and load it into the press. Be sure to set the air, buckle, and

paper thickness right. Start with the black plate (the plate without the serial numbers). Wrap it around the cylinder and load black ink in. Make

sure you run more than you need because there will be a lot of rejects. Then, while that is printing, mix the inks for the serial numbers and the

back side. You will need to add some white and maybe yellow to the serial number ink. You also need to add black to the back side. Experiment

until you get it right. Now, clean the press and print the other side. You will now have a bill with no green seal or serial numbers. Print a few

with one serial number, make another and repeat. Keep doing this until you have as many different numbers as you want. Then cut the bills to

the exact size with a paper cutter. You should have printed a large amount of money by now, but there is still one problem; the paper is pure

white. To dye it, mix the following in a pan: 2 cups of hot water, 4 tea bags, and about 16 to 20 drops of green food coloring (experiment with

this). Dip one of the bills in and compare it to a genuine US bill. Make the necessary adjustments, and dye all the bills. Also, it is a good idea to

make them look used. For example, wrinkle them, rub coffee grinds on them, etc.

As before mentioned, unless you are familiar with photo offset printing, most of the information in this article will be fairly hard to understand.

Along with getting a book on photo offset printing, try to see the movie “To Live and Die in LA”. It is about a counterfeiter, and the producer

does a pretty good job of showing how to counterfeit. A good book on the subject is “The Poor Man’s James Bond”.

If all of this seems too complicated to you, there is one other method available for counterfeiting: The Canon color laser copier. The Canon can

replicate ANYTHING in vibrant color, including US currency. But, once again, the main problem in counterfeiting is the paper used. So,

experiment, and good luck!

2. Credit Card Fraud by The Jolly Roger

For most of you out there, money is hard to come by. Until now:

With the recent advent of plastic money (credit cards), it is easy to use someone else’s credit card to order the items you have always desired

in life. The stakes are high, but the payoff is worth it.

Step One: Getting the credit card information

First off, you must obtain the crucial item: someone’s credit card number. The best way to get credit card numbers is to take the blue carbons

used in a credit card transaction at your local department store. These can usually be found in the garbage can next to the register, or for the

more daring, in the garbage dumpster behind the store. But, due to the large amount of credit card fraud, many stores have opted to use a

carbonless transaction sheet, making things much more difficult. This is where your phone comes in handy.

First, look up someone in the phone book, and obtain as much information as possible about them. Then, during business hours, call in a very

convincing voice – “Hello, this is John Doe from the Visa Credit Card Fraud Investigations Department. We have been informed that your credit

card may have been used for fraudulent purposes, so will you please read off the numbers appearing on your Visa card for verification.” Of

course, use your imagination! Believe it or not, many people will fall for this ploy and give out their credit information.

Now, bumuming that you have your victim’s credit card number, you should be able to decipher the information given.

Step Two: Recognizing information from carbon copies

Card example:

[American Express]

XXXX XXXXXX XXXXX

MM/Y1 THRU MM/Y2

JOE SHMOE

Explanation:

MM/Y1 is the date the card was

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FOUL!

was Posted:

NOTES TO MY BIOGRAPHER by Adam Haslett

You understand, Dad? It’s in me too. I don’t want Eric to find me in a parking lot in the middle of the night in my pajamas talking to a stranger like Mom did. I don’t want him to find me hanged. I used to cast fire from the tips of my fingers some weeks and burn everything in my path an it was all progress and it was…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

It sounds better ended on the second “was”. I would have extended it further if there was a third.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Charles male reproductive organens was a plagiarizing bastard.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton wrote the novel Paul Clifford in 1830 (ie., 29 years prior to ’A Tale of Two Cities’)

It was

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Graham Greene’s “The Destructors”:

Graham Greene Posted:

The fame of the Wormsley Common car-park gang would surely reach around London. There would be headlines in the papers. Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling and the barrow-boys would hear with respect of how Old Misery’s house had been destroyed. Driven by the pure, simple and altruistic ambition of fame for the gang, Blackie came back to where T stood in the shadow of Old Misery’s wall.

T was

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

Under my glancing finger tips I felt the minute hairs bristle ever so slightly along her shins. I lost myself in the pungent but healthy heat which like summer haze hung about little Haze. Let her stay, let her stay … As she strained to chuck the core of her abolished apple into the fender, her young weight, her shameless innocent shanks and round bottom, shifted in my tense, tortured, surreptitiously laboring lap; and all of a sudden a mysterious change came over my senses. I entered a plane of being where nothing mattered, save for the infusion of joy brewed within my body. What had begun as a delicious distension of my innermost roots became a glowing tingle which now had reached that state of absolute security, confidence and reliance not found elsewhere in conscious life. With the deep hot sweetness thus established and well on its way to the ultimate convulsion, I felt I could slow down to prolong the glow. Lolita had been safely solipsized. The implied sun pulsated in the supplied poplars; we were fantastically and divinely alone; I watched her, rosy, gold-dusted, beyond the veil of my controlled delight, unaware of it, alien to it, and the sun was

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