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Spam CONTEST: Dear Santa

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

mon français n’est pas très bonne. ses une honte.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

What is this nonsense? This is a great contest and if there really has to be a BP price, fine. I subsidize this contest with 1 BP. (I’d offer 100 BP but I bumume that would be against was’ intentions.) Now please move this contest back to the contest forum and unban was.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Amasius Posted:

What is this nonsense? This is a great contest and if there really has to be a BP price, fine. I subsidize this contest with 1 BP. (I’d offer 100 BP but I bumume that would be against was’ intentions.) Now please move this contest back to the contest forum and unban was.

TOXX

LeCru

Avatar: Donkey
3

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

For Christmas, I want a refrigerator

Guppy

Avatar: Server Hacker

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Santa, I want a jet plane for christmas Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

much better.

Techno_Viking

Avatar: 171243 2010-01-29 08:14:52 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 59 Troll

PRETTY MUCH MERC 2.O

Dear santa, i wish my contest will run that good, so i’ll get the Flamebate- and Most Popular Peen.


in Log in to see images! Techno_Viking edited this message on 12/06/2009 12:28PM

MC_Mowgli

Avatar: 218674 2009-12-22 08:10:50 -0500
4

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

Actually.. I just wan’t to **** Jessica Alba Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

mon français n’est pas très bonne. ses une honte.

Kannst du denn die Deutche sprechen?

Auch,

Mitch Hedberg Posted:

I would like if a pack of tic-tacs would provide me with more than one calorie per serving. C’mon little guys, stop holding out, Im on a budget. You will count as lunch and toothpaste tonight. Allright.

Je pense que je t’aime Log in to see images!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

swine Posted:

Dear Santa,

Is it so much to ask that you unban was? That’s really all I want this Christmas.

Before I could say “Christmas came early this year”, my gift was stolen by the Grinch!

Log in to see images!

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

Dear Santa, I would like some BP so I could buy more cool stuff in forumwarz.

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
76

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Dear Santa all I want for X-max is to see what a letter from was to Santa Claus would look like. Awesome I bet.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is some street cred.

Thanks!

Chammsan Log in to see images!

rebelterrier

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[c-base destruction-
project
]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Dear Santa, all I want for christmas is a rifle and a bullet…

...not necessarily a mag, I just need one shot to finish my business!

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