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Spam CONTEST: Dear Santa

Toko

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Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Dear Santa,

I would like a pair of Handerpants.

Faltzar

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[V1ru5]

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Ooh I want Handerpants too Log in to see images!

valka

Avatar: 207845 2010-01-28 14:50:06 -0500
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Dear Santa:

I want this Dress, thanks.

Log in to see images!

Toko

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1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Faltzar Posted:

Ooh I want Handerpants too Log in to see images!

They’re sexy aren’t they? Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

tubsweetie is gay

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Fortunato Posted:

tubsweetie is gay

i have not yet had sex with a man. the tables have turned…

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i have not yet had sex with a man. the tables have turned…

(fort has)

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

Dear Santa please make fwz support foreign characters, mostly only ñ <— important.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

wait wtf why was this moved and why was was banned

Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/06/2009 12:09AM

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
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Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

site rules Posted:

3) You MUST offer BP for your contests (or some other reward of legitimate value). And you in turn may NOT receive any BP (or anything else of value) for hosting it. If you want to host an event where you as well as someone else get BP, take it to Ayn Rands.

imo having was write a letter to santa for me would have been totes worth more then a $1.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

duca Posted:

having was write a letter to santa for me would have been totes worth more then a $1.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

its free b/c it’s volunteer and stuff in canada

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

and you are both canadian

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

its free b/c it’s volunteer and stuff in canada

it’s free to mail the letter, not to get someone to write it for me plus was is american so he totes would have had to buy a stamp and ****

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

and I thought this was an actually really good contest, what the ****

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Thanks for ruining flamebate a little more fabulous personmods.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ChilePepino Posted:

Thanks for ruining flamebate a little more fabulous personmods.

you’re welcome

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

duca Posted:

it’s free to mail the letter, not to get someone to write it for me plus was is american so he totes would have had to buy a stamp and ****

Seriously. When you factor in the $0.44 for the stamp, $0.02 for the paper, and then less than $0.01 for the ink, it really adds up.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

you have a stanky legg

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

at least you could have moved it to ayn rands bumhole

E: Log in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/06/2009 6:13PM

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