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Spam CONTEST: Dear Santa

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Post in this thread what you want for Christmas and for the chosen winner I will send a letter to Santa Claus on your behalf.

You can post as much as you like, but only ask for one gift. Open to those that are not Christians.


yo: so this thread was in contests and i felt it was a troll contest because it had no valuable prize and he wouldn’t do this or prove it in the end.

twas was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

world peace

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i would like to own Santa’s Workshop.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 12/05/2009 7:12PM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i would like to own [b]Santa’s Workshop[b].

I would like Santa to deliver tubs a book on how to bbcode.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

I would like to have transcendence

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

The ability to read in order to be a better mod.

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I want Santa.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Dear Santa, I wish to wake up finally from this everlasting nightmare called “life” with wars, diseases, terrorists, government conspiracies, oil prices, spots and futures, venture funds, corporations, chicken mcnuggets, alcoholic hobos, britney spears, so you think you can dances, jihads and lents, fengshuis and torsion fields, air conditioners, msword-designed business cards and oval table business meetings, uncreative creative briefs and stupid customers, vips, illiterate lazy uninterested kids, trojans, seos, male reproductive organ enlargements and flash banners, office cubicles, web time killers and, ultimately, santa clauses.

Phanto

Avatar: 159411 2009-11-14 17:42:21 -0500
13

Level 67 Troll

oh god why

Dear Santa, I wish fwz was still fun

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Dear Santa, I wish everything was perfect forever.

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Avatar: 218973 2009-11-20 20:31:46 -0500
2

Level 13 Re-Re

i wish i could see my avatar

Sooper_Duper-
_Fayle

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Daer Santa, I just wanna be happy with what I have.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Dear Santa, I just want people to stop getting me gifts and to stop wanting me to get them gifts.

Can’t we just enjoy the holidays and each others company over a nice dinner without all the stress and hbumle? Why are people who have to borrow money from me in order to eat food that week until their next payday, and who owe me 3000$ buying me ****ty little trinkets I didn’t want in the first place?

Is this too much to ask Santa? Log in to see images!

Mitch Hedberg

Avatar: 220283 2009-12-01 00:59:07 -0500

Level 9 Re-Re

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

I would like if a pack of tic-tacs would provide me with more than one calorie per serving. C’mon little guys, stop holding out, Im on a budget. You will count as lunch and toothpaste tonight. Allright.

Mitch Hedberg edited this message on 12/05/2009 9:01PM

DraginzSpam

Avatar: Ron Paul
1

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Santa, I would like a dragon with magical powers.

DraginzSpam edited this message on 12/05/2009 9:22PM

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

Seriously though, I could really use that sandwich.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

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Faltzar

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[V1ru5]

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

For Christmas I want to meet a woman with a Size D bra Log in to see images!

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