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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
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Whooops sorry about the typo thread title should read “Here is an auction”

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/403209-flip-flops

 

You might ask yourself, “why auction a pair of flip flops?”

and you might ask yourself “don’t those flip-flops look familiar?”

and you might ask yourself “where is my historic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse pair of flip-flops?”

and you might ask yourself “am I right? am I wrong?”

 

Letting the bids go by, let the money hold me down

Letting the bids go by, money flowing ever out

Back to Hobart again, when all your money’s gone

Once in a lifetime, money flowing ever out.

 

And you might tell yourself “This is not my beautiful pair of flip-flops”

and you might tell yourself “This is not my beautiful auction”

and you might ask yourself “How do I win these flip-flops”

and you might tell yourself “by bidding 5million flezz.”

 

Letting the bids go by, let the money hold me down

Letting the bids go by, money flowing ever out

Back to Hobart again, when all your money’s gone

Once in a lifetime, money flowing ever out.

 

Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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hot horse great times lover

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
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Johnny Mac Posted:

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JMac can you please confirm that these are authentic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse flip-flops?

Bueno

Avatar: 221553 2011-04-17 19:57:05 -0400

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Level 69 Emo Kid

Hijo de las gran mil putas.

I don’t understand.

Ah I’m able to edit posts. This helps me. How is it these auctions work.

Bueno edited this message on 12/02/2009 7:34PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

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hot horse great times lover

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

JMac can you please confirm that these are authentic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse flip-flops?

After a thorough inspection, I can confirm these are authentic Johnny Mac flip-flops.

I’m still waiting on my Golden Flip-flop award/item/peen Trout. Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Johnny Mac Posted:

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That was hands down my all-time favorite moment of abuse on this game. I laughed my bum off, and the avatar is still incredible.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

thx for the laugh

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
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bid more or I will quit

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I just bid more

A shrubbery

Avatar: 69558 Thu Dec 25 21:23:14 -0500 2008
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[Good Omens]

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“Problem Child IV”

Master_Troll Posted:

I just bid more

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

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It’s all about the Flezzamins baby

uh

uh-huh

uh-huh yeah

Now what y’all wanna do?

Wanna be pwners? beach-combers? moaners?

Who be dippin’ in the pool with they toes first?

Flippy-floppin ridin’ shotty in the Taurus

 

Tryin to get my hands on some kicks that ain’t gon’ rust

yeah livin a raw deal, got blisters on my heels

my tarsals, metatarsals; they startin’peel

but still, everythings real seaside

and what you can’t have now, get out at kyoubai

but don’t knock me for tyin’ to pilfer

7 digits out from the abuse filter

Ain’t nobodys hero but I wanna be read

Trollin’ up the CD damn right thats what I said

Trollin’ with homies wit they own decorum

10 man mod team – who run the forums?

 

It’s all about the Flezzamins what!

 

I got a 50 pound bag of Log in to see images! for the mods

5 carat quick wit sent straight from the Gods

A live abuse martyr figure

**** bein a broke fine upstanding member of society

 

I wear it all pimped out with clutch, fine upstanding member of society

Drinkin’ chelada, drivin a Jeep Wrangler

I’m wit mo’ pagers, watched with bro anger

Rockin’ Pac Sunwear wit puka shells hangin’

Lost your touch we keep ours, poppin aderol

Feaken spend 26 hours straight at the mall

Gloria Jean cause a scene — get it cheap

for my team so while you sleep Im gonna perv

We be bros, thats why nobody ever gon believe you

we keep it nice and smooth, keep quiet like the frats do

Don’t let the free champaign intrigue you

Cause I’ll leave you, I only here

For that drunk woman's genitals that…bleed, dude.

 

Now what y’all wanna do?

Wanna be pwners? beach-combers? moaners?

Who be dippin’ in the pool with they toes first?

Flippy-floppin ridin’ shotty in the Taurus

what.

Indiana Jonas edited this message on 12/03/2009 10:16PM

Indiana Jonas

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