Whooops sorry about the typo thread title should read “Here is an auction”

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/403209-flip-flops

You might ask yourself, “why auction a pair of flip flops?”

and you might ask yourself “don’t those flip-flops look familiar?”

and you might ask yourself “where is my historic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse pair of flip-flops?”

and you might ask yourself “am I right? am I wrong?”

Letting the bids go by, let the money hold me down

Letting the bids go by, money flowing ever out

Back to Hobart again, when all your money’s gone

Once in a lifetime, money flowing ever out.

And you might tell yourself “This is not my beautiful pair of flip-flops”

and you might tell yourself “This is not my beautiful auction”

and you might ask yourself “How do I win these flip-flops”

and you might tell yourself “by bidding 5million flezz.”

Letting the bids go by, let the money hold me down

Letting the bids go by, money flowing ever out

Back to Hobart again, when all your money’s gone

Once in a lifetime, money flowing ever out.

Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was. Same “abuse” as ever, was.

Johnny Mac Posted:

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JMac can you please confirm that these are authentic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse flip-flops?

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

JMac can you please confirm that these are authentic Johnny Mac auction leaderboard abuse flip-flops?

After a thorough inspection, I can confirm these are authentic Johnny Mac flip-flops.

I’m still waiting on my Golden Flip-flop award/item/peen Trout. Log in to see images!

thx for the laugh

I just bid more

It’s all about the Flezzamins baby

uh

uh-huh

uh-huh yeah

Now what y’all wanna do?

Wanna be pwners? beach-combers? moaners?

Who be dippin’ in the pool with they toes first?

Flippy-floppin ridin’ shotty in the Taurus

Tryin to get my hands on some kicks that ain’t gon’ rust

yeah livin a raw deal, got blisters on my heels

my tarsals, metatarsals; they startin’peel

but still, everythings real seaside

and what you can’t have now, get out at kyoubai

but don’t knock me for tyin’ to pilfer

7 digits out from the abuse filter

Ain’t nobodys hero but I wanna be read

Trollin’ up the CD damn right thats what I said

Trollin’ with homies wit they own decorum

10 man mod team – who run the forums?

It’s all about the Flezzamins what!

I got a 50 pound bag of Log in to see images! for the mods

5 carat quick wit sent straight from the Gods

A live abuse martyr figure

**** bein a broke fine upstanding member of society

I wear it all pimped out with clutch, fine upstanding member of society

Drinkin’ chelada, drivin a Jeep Wrangler

I’m wit mo’ pagers, watched with bro anger

Rockin’ Pac Sunwear wit puka shells hangin’

Lost your touch we keep ours, poppin aderol

Feaken spend 26 hours straight at the mall

Gloria Jean cause a scene — get it cheap

for my team so while you sleep Im gonna perv

We be bros, thats why nobody ever gon believe you

we keep it nice and smooth, keep quiet like the frats do

Don’t let the free champaign intrigue you

Cause I’ll leave you, I only here

For that drunk woman's genitals that…bleed, dude.

Now what y’all wanna do?

Wanna be pwners? beach-combers? moaners?

Who be dippin’ in the pool with they toes first?

Flippy-floppin ridin’ shotty in the Taurus

what.