An annotated list of players who JB had sex with IRL [PRIVATE, DO NOT READ!]

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR

17.16"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Code:

♥ – basic feels
♥♥ – oral sex
♥♥♥ – penetrative sexual intercourse
♣ – freaky ****

Aldo_Anything ♣ – certainly lives up to his name

The Baroness ♥♥♥ – couldn’t get her off until she busted out “The Jackhammer”

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 ♥♥ – boring; idea of foreplay is telling me how awesome Forumwarz is

elenaratelimit ♥ – literally frigid; couldn’t crack it open with a shucking knife

FAIL ♥ — he sure did Log in to see images!
Fie ♥♥♥ — cried a lot

Fortunato ♣ – can’t believe he stuck his whole forehead up there!

Fran ♥♥ – nationality is definitely the only thing “Brazilian” about this chick

Fingerz ♣ – man am I regretting that one

MC Banhammer ♥♥♥ – turns out “Kid Banhammer” is what he nicknames his male reproductive organ

quangntenemy ♥♥♥ – makes a convincing ladyboy; awkward moment while trying to call out his name

Ricket ♥♥ – virgin; said he’s saving self for Evil Trout

Shii ♥♥♥ – surprisingly gentle until I got jizz on his fursuit; could’ve done without the post-coital bible lecture

scully ♣ – strictly into rough stuff; was NOT expecting that monster-sized male reproductive organ

was ♥ – only managed to grab one man-boob; triple dose of roofies still couldn’t knock the ****er out

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:03AM

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Tesfan

9.44"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

your just jealous cause was owned you in your dumb contest thread

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:10AM

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The Cat Who -
Walked Throu-
gh Malls

23.74"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m confused – is this roleplaying?

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:18AM

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kittiejenn

26.2"

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

<<< bumhurt

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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:28AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

not funny

go maake some roleplaay rules so u killl that one too.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:32AM

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Skyman747

13.53"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

ChilePepino Posted:

not funny

go maake some roleplaay rules so u killl that one too.

That was a very weak roleplay Chile Log in to see images!

Dysnomia Posted:

~~I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned~~

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:34AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Skyman747 Posted:

That was a very weak roleplay Chile Log in to see images!

thatt wbum a veryy goood roleplayy of the kid that’s alwayss around doin stupid unfunny **** tryin to be “hip” and “different” and “lolima****uoff”
congratss skyman.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:35AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

haha fabulous persons givin jb the bumsex

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:40AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

also wow jbb way to bee a total fabulous person

10 vs 5 womeen.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:40AM

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Bandaney

15.72"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I never want to be in that list.

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:40AM

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Mr Yuk

4.18"

[Warning Label]

Level 1 Re-Re

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:42AM

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR

17.16"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

****. This was supposed to be private. NOW look at what you’ve done. Log in to see images!

Bandaney Posted:

I never want to be in that list.

Too late. What did you think I meant by “The Jackhammer”?

ChilePepino Posted:

also wow jbb way to bee a total fabulous person
10 vs 5 womeen.

Don’t tell me who to love. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHO TO LOVE!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:56AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

tis ok jbb i hav a lott of fabulous persongy frinds.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:56AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

it’s ok to be bi as long as you ar private and not a giant fabulous person but in this case both rules ar been broken Log in to see images!

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/01/2009 12:59AM

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duca

11.81"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

OMG FIE IS THIS WHY YOU WOULDN’T SLEEP WITH ME???!!!

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 1:01AM

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quangntenemy

33.42"

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

You forgot Merc Log in to see images!

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Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 1:04AM

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Fie

12.05"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I’m sorry duca.

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 1:09AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

pretty sure when fie came he shouted ‘WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW’

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/01/2009 1:14AM

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Sarcasm Inc

18.65"

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Is there going to be a peen for being on this list?

Oh, wait, nevermind. Log in to see images!

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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Posted On: 12/01/2009 1:15AM

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Fran

26.35"

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

When did that happen? I never drink and I’m sure I’d never let a fabulous person like you stand 50 meters or less near me.

I call shenanigans on this.

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Posted On: 12/01/2009 4:06AM

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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

[Warning Label]

Level 1 Re-Re

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

[A Beautiful Place -Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]