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Sex An annotated list of players who JB had sex with IRL [PRIVATE, DO NOT READ!]

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Code:

♥ – basic feels
♥♥ – oral sex
♥♥♥ – penetrative sexual intercourse
♣ – freaky ****

  • Aldo_Anything ♣ – certainly lives up to his name
  • The Baroness ♥♥♥ – couldn’t get her off until she busted out “The Jackhammer”
  • Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 ♥♥ – boring; idea of foreplay is telling me how awesome Forumwarz is
  • elenaratelimit ♥ – literally frigid; couldn’t crack it open with a shucking knife
  • FAIL ♥ — he sure did Log in to see images!

  • Fie ♥♥♥ — cried a lot
  • Fortunato ♣ – can’t believe he stuck his whole forehead up there!
  • Fran ♥♥ – nationality is definitely the only thing “Brazilian” about this chick
  • Fingerz ♣ – man am I regretting that one
  • MC Banhammer ♥♥♥ – turns out “Kid Banhammer” is what he nicknames his male reproductive organ
  • quangntenemy ♥♥♥ – makes a convincing ladyboy; awkward moment while trying to call out his name
  • Ricket ♥♥ – virgin; said he’s saving self for Evil Trout
  • Shii ♥♥♥ – surprisingly gentle until I got jizz on his fursuit; could’ve done without the post-coital bible lecture
  • scully ♣ – strictly into rough stuff; was NOT expecting that monster-sized male reproductive organ
  • was ♥ – only managed to grab one man-boob; triple dose of roofies still couldn’t knock the ****er out


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

your just jealous cause was owned you in your dumb contest thread


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The Cat Who -
Walked Throu-
gh Malls

Avatar: 53628 Mon Jan 12 19:00:04 -0500 2009
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m confused – is this roleplaying?


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

<<< bumhurt


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

not funny

go maake some roleplaay rules so u killl that one too.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

ChilePepino Posted:

not funny

go maake some roleplaay rules so u killl that one too.

That was a very weak roleplay Chile Log in to see images!


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Skyman747 Posted:

That was a very weak roleplay Chile Log in to see images!

thatt wbum a veryy goood roleplayy of the kid that’s alwayss around doin stupid unfunny **** tryin to be “hip” and “different” and “lolima****uoff”

congratss skyman.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

haha fabulous persons givin jb the bumsex


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

also wow jbb way to bee a total fabulous person

10 vs 5 womeen.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I never want to be in that list.


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Mr Yuk

Avatar: 204078 Tue Aug 18 04:38:44 -0400 2009

[Warning Label]

Level 1 Re-Re

 

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

****. This was supposed to be private. NOW look at what you’ve done. Log in to see images!

Bandaney Posted:

I never want to be in that list.

Too late. What did you think I meant by “The Jackhammer”?

ChilePepino Posted:

also wow jbb way to bee a total fabulous person

10 vs 5 womeen.

Don’t tell me who to love. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHO TO LOVE!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

tis ok jbb i hav a lott of fabulous persongy frinds.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

it’s ok to be bi as long as you ar private and not a giant fabulous person but in this case both rules ar been broken Log in to see images!


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

OMG FIE IS THIS WHY YOU WOULDN’T SLEEP WITH ME???!!!


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

You forgot Merc Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I’m sorry duca.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

pretty sure when fie came he shouted ‘WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW’


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Is there going to be a peen for being on this list?

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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

When did that happen? I never drink and I’m sure I’d never let a fabulous person like you stand 50 meters or less near me.

I call shenanigans on this.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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