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Contest for 200BP: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! #2 | |||||||
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Bumping to let MCB know that second place has arrived! |
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Posted On: 12/13/2009 4:33PM | View Dunatis's Profile | # | ||||||
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bump |
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Posted On: 12/18/2009 8:18PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bump for |
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Posted On: 12/23/2009 4:07PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Last day before you can get your entries in, so I am closing the polls. Looks like judges win! |
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Posted On: 12/24/2009 4:10AM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Little time left! Get those last minute entries in! |
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Posted On: 12/24/2009 3:00PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ok, submissions are closed(Fell asleep, so eh.) Contest is now in voting phase, expect to see results within 1-3 days. |
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Posted On: 12/25/2009 9:01AM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
Where is the voting taking place, and who are the judges?
I need to know who to bribe Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/25/2009 11:55PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted: |
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Posted On: 12/26/2009 12:04AM | View Dunatis's Profile | # | ||||||
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Alright guys! Tomorrow at Noon I will be releasing the entires(with names) to the public, then at 5:00 PM, I will announce the winners.
All times are server time(EST). |
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Posted On: 12/28/2009 11:29AM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ok, 5 hours ill announce winner, but for now enjoy the lyrics.
By: Sarcasm Inc. Set to the Lyrics of ‘Little Drummer Boy’
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3870754978939699254#
Come they told me 1,2,1,2,1
A new episode to see, 1,2,1,2,1
Our tired souls we bring, 1,2,1,2,1
To lay before ET, 1,2,1,2,1 ,
1,2,1,done , 1,2,1,done
So to pay to Him, 1,2,1,2,1
When it comes.
Domination improvements, 1,2,1,2,1
Talking to Shallow too, 1,2,1,2,1
I have no will to live, 1,2,1,2,1
Will Ophelia ever go offline, 1,2,1,2,1
1,2,1,done , 1,2,1,done
What shall I pay to you, 1,2,1,2,1
For all this ‘fun’ ?
Bingebot nodded, 1,2,1,2,1
The peens came thick and fast, 1,2,1,2,1
I got to 69, 1,2,1,2,1
I paid 10 bucks for this?! 1,2,1,2,1
1,2,1,done, 1,2,1,done
Then ET laughed at me, 1,2,1,2,1
Canadian sgreat times.
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The 12 Days of INCIT
On the first day of INCIT,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Another caption regarding goatse.
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On the second day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the third day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the fourth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the fifth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the sixth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the seventh day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the eighth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Eight bots reminding,
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the ninth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,
Eight bots reminding,
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the tenth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Ten Mods a-banning,
Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,
Eight bots reminding,
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Eleven people waiting,
Ten Mods a-banning,
Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,
Eight bots reminding,
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
INCIT Bot sent to me
Twelve voters voting,
Eleven people waiting,
Ten Mods a-banning,
Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,
Eight bots reminding,
Seven people leaving,
Six Racist jokes,
Five WWWWWWWWs,
Four dumpvotes,
Three ancient memes,
‘Two more subs needed’,
And another caption regarding goatse! |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:03PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By: Afterthotz
parody of ‘Carol of the Bells’ the original heard here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAb4xfqcxA&feature=fvw
I want a peen, where is my peen Give me a peen, posting for peen. First I press one, then I press two Wash rinse repeat, (fans talk in 1337) (Ding)One, (Dong)Two, (Ding)One, (Dong)Two… MCB drops the Mod, (Halloween – Hand of God) Fran is so fat, Hierloom is a cat Quang invites all, standards in Wechall? Ghax is gone, (Anon carries on) Oh, don’t forget, Merc makes girls wet Only in his mind, chat log enshrined…
Evil Trout -stares at his Xbox One RROD and Episode Three is here! Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas! Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!
Duca and Fie, Tubs drinks his rye JB pretends to quit, (Incit is still ****) Phineas gets the job, poor silly slob Protivate values sink, WWWWWWhy, do you think? (Ding)One, (Dong)Two, (Ding)One, (Dong)Two… Send things to Adapt, (BINGEBOT is kidnapped) Dom is no fun, without a ‘stachio run I want a peen, where is my peen Give me a peen, posting for peen. Fort’s head is bald, BP- overhauled Starving2death: Spend less on meth Buildr is flawed, (needs it’s own mod) Chille trolls on, Fingerz is gone Hobart makes a stink, Was makes you think Wiki is mauled, (you’ve been Leetlolled)...
Evil Trout -stares at his Xbox One RROD and Episode Three is here! Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas! Merry, merry, merry, merry christmas!
Kloskowski repleys, causing a rise Bandaney draws, ‘izms’ of the Aahz Aldo can’t read, Skyman shouldn’t breed Shii would like to say: Furries are OK (Ding)One, (Dong)Two, (Ding)One, (Dong)Two… Swine spreading cheer, Amasius without peer Scully’s great big male reproductive organ, Got to catch her quick, So… I want a peen, where is my peen Give me a peen, posting for peen. I want a peen, where is my peen Give me a peen, posting for peen. |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:04PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By Mc Banhammer
Silent INCIT, No one in sight,
All is calm, except the chat site
That damn INCIT-BOT 5000
Repeats the same thing again and again
We need at least 5 subs
Extending the period for subs.
INCIT sucks, Full of ****s,
Funny sub? No such luck.
JB tried to improve the game
All that we got was more of the same
Phineas didn’t help
Phineas didn’t help
Protivate, Way too late
Trolls took over, Iphones they ate
INCIT is dead, what could be next?
Forumbuildr? Flamebate walls of text.
Forumwarz will die too
Thanks to ET and crew
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:05PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Neo King Ghidorah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeHLnVziut8
lyrics: (sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”
You know Adventure Quest, Dragon Fable, Neopets and Avon…
Evony, Maple Story, Eartheternal, and those other ones…
But, among these wizards and elves
There is a game about the internet itself…
Forumwarz, the internet rpg,
was made by a Canadian clown
But don’t let that fact worry you
This game is better than it sounds
It makes fun of Jews and gays,
And Amish people too…
But don’t you worry just one bit!
It’s all just done for giggles and ****s!
So if you’re watching this video,
Please click the link and play a while…
Because forumwarz the internet rpg….
is guranteed to make you smile! |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:06PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By Dunatis
12 Days of pwning (Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first day of pwning, ET gave to me. A warning for posting Goatse.
On the second day of pwning, ET gave to me. 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting loli.
On the third day of pwning, ET gave to me. 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for impersonating meeeeeeeee.
On the fourth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for spoiling Episode 3.
On the fifth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting Goatse.
On the sixth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for image spamming.
On the seventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for illegal alt-ing.
On the eigth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for hacking Forumbuilding.
On the ninth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for all caps in CD
On the tenth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for blatant vote whoring
On the eleventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for topic spamming.
On the twelfth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 12 scoops for streaking, 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and another ****ing ban for Goatse.
Man, this is a ****ty carol to read out since it’s so damn long and repetitive. Luckily you only need the last day to really know everything, except that I made the last item different for every day…
Have fun with our ****ty Carols! |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:07PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By: Saimyre
People will be pwning, forums black and blue
Oh what a Christmas, to be ever bruised
My character new
I’ve much to do
To ever hope to catch up to you
The choirs will be singing; Silent Night
Inside I’ll be lurking, out of sight
A silent soul, please speak up
A kind soul, please toughen up
By start of the year, I’ll find the light
NPC contacts
It’s hard to be tact
Old male pedophiles, I do not love
This is Christmas, Scoops all around
What time of year better to rise high above?
Much time is spent, though it is not in vain
I’ve yet to find a better free game
There’ll be much pwning
Bring them all down
In time and with effort I’ll rise high off the ground |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:07PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By Urbbum
Joyce clean my male reproductive organ, cause I have come;
Let you receive my Ding-a-ling;
Now lets go ****, prepare my room,
I will let you’re woman's genitals sing,
I will pwn you’re woman's genitalsl ring,
and then, and then you will call me king.
Joyce clean the stove, and empty the drains;
Meanwhile I will annoy;
My friends, mates and bud’s,
Put some coke in my veins
then I will do a boy,
He will not enjoy,
And have some more fun in Illinois.
Joyce i broke your vase, look at my face
I’m going to move
Sorry ****, i’m now with Jess,
I want to get rid off,
You’re crazy bum love,
and I wonder, wonder where is my golf glove.
Original:
Joy to the world! the Lord is come;
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare him room,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.
Joy to the Earth! the Saviour reigns;
Let men their songs employ;
While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.
He rules the world with truth and grace,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His righteousness,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders, wonders, of His love. |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:08PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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By Johnald The Robot
(TO THE TUNE OF “O CHRISTMAS TREE”
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE EPISODE 3
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE EPISODE 3
IS ET TOO BUSY ON XBOX?
OR HAVE YOU REALIZED YOUR GAME SUCKS?
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE EPISODE 3
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU BE LESS fabulous personGY
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU BE LESS fabulous personGY
HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED FLAMEBATE’S DEAD?
OR IS JB BUSY GIVING TROUT HEAD?
OH CROTCH ZOMBIE! OH CROTCH ZOMBIE!
WHEN WILL YOU BE LESS fabulous personGY
http://www.mediafire.com/?tnzwgvtlz2z
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(TO THE TUNE OF “I’M WALKING IN THE AIR” FROM “THE SNOWMAN” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7uyVHBPqvU )
I’M OWNING DENTAL CHAT
121212 THREAD GONE
I’M BUILDING UP A STREAK SO I CAN **** UP DOM
I’M BUYING LOADS OF CARDS
I’M USING ALL MY SCOOPS ON THEM
LETS SEE ALL THE NOOBS RAGE WHEN I bumHOLE THEM
SUDDENLY FROM NOWHERE I HAVE BEEN SCREWED
LUCKILY I’VE A TON OF CARDS THAT I HAVEN’T USED
I’M OWNING DENTAL CHAT
121212 THREAD GONE
I’M BUILDING UP A STREAK SO I CAN **** UP DOM
http://www.mediafire.com/?jztttmdjmmj
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(TO THE TUNE OF SILENT NIGHT)
SILENT SITE, HOLY SITE
ALL IS DEAD, NOT A THREAD,
NOOBS ARE ****TING THE BOARDS UP WITH SPAM
ANOTHER NAME ADDED TO THE HELLBAN
ADDED TO IGNORE LIST, ADDED TO IGNORE LIST
SILENT SITE, HOLY SITE
OBAMA’S DEAD, KYOUBAI THREAD,
BANS ARE GOING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
THIS IS A BAD PARODY OF SILENT NIGHT
POSTING IN CASE THERE’S A PEEN, POSTING IN CASE THERE’S A PEEN.
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:09PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Winner will be announced in around 5 hours. |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:09PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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I don’t mean to disturb the voting process, but Sarcasm’s submissions were absolutely awesome. |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:45PM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Teh Cezar Posted:
voting is over, the entries are there just for people to look at/build up suspense. |
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Posted On: 12/30/2009 12:46PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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