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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
29.57"
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

Oh yeah? What you gon’ do about it OLD MAN? You ain’t got no powers!

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Also this thread reminds me why I still haven’t sold my raffle tickets. If the turkey’s come back, who’s to say the raffle won’t as well? Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:06AM
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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
38.89"
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

It’s not at all illegal to buy most things.

I have no use for some of the .moar files and IOU’s I’ve bought, but I have no use for the flezz either.

If someone needs the quick flezz they would have to sell something at a value that wouldn’t get flagged, and if it doesn’t get flagged the sale is obviously fine.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:08AM
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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
15.73"
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

someone gave their turkey and the **** didn’t tubmailme. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:08AM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

MC Banhammer Posted:

Flezz transferring is illegal, son.

So? Is that supposed to scare me?

And its automated. Easy to fool.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:09AM
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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
9.85"
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

I has a turkey.

One thing stumps me though, if she got turkeys from so many people last year, why is she still starving? She could, well, export them and earn good money. Log in to see images!

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

Oh yeah? What you gon’ do about it OLD MAN? You ain’t got no powers!

the tables have turned! rahraharahrah!

lol. Dont be mean to the Hammer.

SuperSonic edited this message on 11/26/2009 12:15AM
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:13AM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

That is a good point since turkeys are known for never spoiling.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:15AM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

SuperSonic Posted:

I has a turkey.

One thing stumps me though, if she got turkeys from so many people last year, why is she still starving? She could, well, export them and earn good money. Log in to see images!

lol. Dont be mean to the Hammer.

You know, this highlights the real trouble of plausibility in the Forumwarz mythology. I do hope that Episode Three is more grounded in reality.

Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:21AM
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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
9.85"
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Btw, I wonder which ISP provides internet to homeless people. Brb, cracking down on homelessness.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:21AM
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
29.57"
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SuperSonic Posted:

Btw, I wonder which ISP provides internet to homeless people.

Homeless Depot, duh.

Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:26AM
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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
43.63"
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

SuperSonic Posted:

Btw, I wonder which ISP provides internet to homeless people. Brb, cracking down on homelessness.

She has an iPhone. I saw her playing Protivate the other day.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:27AM
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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
9.85"
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Homeless Depot, duh.

Wow. Super cheap servers. ET should buy some from there.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 12:40AM
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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
18.65"
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

SuperSonic Posted:

Wow. Super cheap servers. ET should buy some from there.

Who says he isn’t?
Posted On: 11/26/2009 1:04AM
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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
13.53"
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

SuperSonic Posted:

I has a turkey.

One thing stumps me though, if she got turkeys from so many people last year, why is she still starving? She could, well, export them and earn good money. Log in to see images!

Judging by the turkey’s description, I don’t know if she would want to.

description Posted:

You could eat it, sure, although it’s still festering with smallpox and several other unidentified plagues. Also, the Ppwn Shoppe owner has been known to warm it up and use it as a woman's genitals substitute in his many lengthy masturbation sessions.

Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:05AM
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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
19.76"
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

The turkey is listed as 3,600,000 but actually only costs 3,600.

Edit: It goes back up to 3,600,000 when you check out. Strange bug.

Celerysteve edited this message on 11/26/2009 1:16PM
Posted On: 11/26/2009 1:13PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

High priced items have always not shown up correctly. It’ll be fixed soon enough, don’t worry. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/26/2009 1:20PM
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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000
10.45"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Johnny Mac Posted:

High priced items have always not shown up correctly. It’ll be fixed soon enough, don’t worry. Log in to see images!

Yes this is true. Episode 3 changes the way prices are displayed.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:09PM
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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
16.44"
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

MC Banhammer Posted:

Homeless Depot, duh.

wtf banhammer you made me use a visit
Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:19PM
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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
43.42"
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Chawin Posted:

wtf banhammer you made me use a visit

ahahahaha
Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:35PM
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
29.57"
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Chawin Posted:

wtf banhammer you made me use a visit

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Yes, it’s always good practice to click on links when you don’t know where they go.

Or even when you do because it shows the destination when you hover over it.
Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:39PM
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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
16.44"
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

click first ask questions later

Posted On: 11/26/2009 2:40PM
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