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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

then a bomb fell and everybody died.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:01AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

ChilePepino Posted:

then a bomb fell and everybody died.

I turned off the television broadcasting the bombing of Hiroshima, and answered the door.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:03AM

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Inconnu

43.42"

100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Actually I stumbled upon the vacuum cleaner I left on the floor, so I spent some time cursing and involuntarily pbumed the right to open the door to the next poster.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:18AM

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Sarcasm Inc

18.65"

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

However, said poster had a chronic fear of doorways, and curled up into a ball on the hideous green shag pile carpet.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:19AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

However, said poster had a chronic fear of doorways, and curled up into a ball on the hideous green shag pile carpet.

So my better half stepped over the curled-up wimp, and opened the door with a bravado matched only the heirsute appedexture of his upper lip.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:25AM

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FAIL

15.97"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

A wild snorlax appears!

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:28AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

snorlax fell asleep..

suddenly snorlax seems healthier!

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:31AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

ChilePepino Posted:

snorlax fell asleep..
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suddenly snorlax seems healthier!

Go, Metapod!

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:39AM

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Sarcasm Inc

18.65"

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Metapod uses Harden!

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:51AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Metapod uses Harden!

You can do it, Metapod!

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:52AM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

wanna know who else uses harden? Log in to see images!

kakuna.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:52AM

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Inconnu

43.42"

100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

In the meantime another set of TV news started: “The witnesses report another horrible crime committed around the midnight. The band of well-known recidivists just derailed an excellent thread yet again.”

Posted On: 11/24/2009 1:58AM

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Sarcasm Inc

18.65"

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Inconnu Posted:

In the meantime another set of TV news started: “The witnesses report another horrible crime committed around the midnight. The band of well-known recidivists just derailed an excellent thread yet again.”

*Click* I switch the TV off again, wondering how it turned itself on. Maybe this thread is haunted?

Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:18AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

*Click* I switch the TV off again, wondering how it turned itself on. Maybe this thread is haunted?

Quickly, thrusting out of the window, I throw myself to the mercy of the wind and my God, falling towards the ground below.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:20AM

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Shiis Girlfr-
iend

5.42"

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

It seems god loves me today, as I land on several pregnant women. It seems this is where they were hosting their weekly get-together.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:30AM

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

7.07"

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

I hear the popping of their wombs as fireworks, not children, burst forth unto the earth, fresh and innocent, ready to begin their lives as the women who so tenderly cared for them now lay strewn and postrate on the ground.

Posted On: 11/24/2009 2:37AM

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