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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

then a bomb fell and everybody died.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

ChilePepino Posted:

then a bomb fell and everybody died.

I turned off the television broadcasting the bombing of Hiroshima, and answered the door.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Actually I stumbled upon the vacuum cleaner I left on the floor, so I spent some time cursing and involuntarily pbumed the right to open the door to the next poster.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

However, said poster had a chronic fear of doorways, and curled up into a ball on the hideous green shag pile carpet.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

However, said poster had a chronic fear of doorways, and curled up into a ball on the hideous green shag pile carpet.

So my better half stepped over the curled-up wimp, and opened the door with a bravado matched only the heirsute appedexture of his upper lip.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

A wild snorlax appears!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

snorlax fell asleep..

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suddenly snorlax seems healthier!

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

ChilePepino Posted:

snorlax fell asleep..

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suddenly snorlax seems healthier!

Go, Metapod!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Metapod uses Harden!

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Metapod uses Harden!

You can do it, Metapod!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

In the meantime another set of TV news started: “The witnesses report another horrible crime committed around the midnight. The band of well-known recidivists just derailed an excellent thread yet again.”

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Inconnu Posted:

In the meantime another set of TV news started: “The witnesses report another horrible crime committed around the midnight. The band of well-known recidivists just derailed an excellent thread yet again.”

*Click* I switch the TV off again, wondering how it turned itself on. Maybe this thread is haunted?

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

*Click* I switch the TV off again, wondering how it turned itself on. Maybe this thread is haunted?

Quickly, thrusting out of the window, I throw myself to the mercy of the wind and my God, falling towards the ground below.

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

It seems god loves me today, as I land on several pregnant women. It seems this is where they were hosting their weekly get-together.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

I hear the popping of their wombs as fireworks, not children, burst forth unto the earth, fresh and innocent, ready to begin their lives as the women who so tenderly cared for them now lay strewn and postrate on the ground.

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I ate a Bible.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:25AM

Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

SUDDEN SEQUEL!!!! I was hanging out with a cardboard cutout of Harrison Ford.

aksealman

Avatar: 207496 2009-12-07 23:06:30 -0500
5

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

He came to life and said “I am the man who walks alone.”

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