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Neo King Ghi-
dorah

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

[The Spoony Experim-
ent - Forumwarz Ba-
se
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Here’s how this works. I’ll post a sentence to start our story. The next person continues. And so on, and so on.

I woke up.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Then I died and my soul got trapped in a soul stone that was forever lost into the abyss, so far nothing could find it.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Until the demon lord, Diablo, got his hands on it…

Dominator-90-
00

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I didn’t know what to do.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Diablo then stuck it in his bum and went along with his business.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

i took a mbumive poop

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Then I started Mephisto raid again.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I started farming SOJs

Then bnet banned my account.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

...so I Kaisers.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

But accidentally found myself in a completely different century.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Inconnu Posted:

But accidentally found myself in a completely different century.

...so I adjusted my pickelhaube, placed my ragged lips to the worn-out silver whistle, and sounded the shrill call for our marvelous charge against the French lines to begin.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

...and so they carried Nelson down below as quickly as possible, so that none of the crew would know he had been hit… He was mortally wounded, and lying below decks with the battle still raging above, he murmured his last words: “Kiss me, Hardy,”... and then he died.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Inconnu Posted:

...and so they carried Nelson down below as quickly as possible, so that none of the crew would know he had been hit… He was mortally wounded, and lying below decks with the battle still raging above, he murmured his last words: “Kiss me, Hardy,”... and then he died.

Hardy spake softly, a thin tear trickling down his bloody cheek, whispering,”Give me that man

That is not pbumion’s slave, and I will wear him

In my heart’s core.”

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

...and I immediately woke up, terrified with the astounding gayness of the scene that followed.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Inconnu Posted:

...and I immediately woke up, terrified with the astounding gayness of the scene that followed.

Then I did a barrel roll, and fell off my bed.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

DerKaiserReich Posted:

Then I did a barrel roll, and fell off my bed.

...and immediately stumbled upon a dead whore under my bed.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Inconnu Posted:

...and immediately stumbled upon a dead whore under my bed.

The aroma of her rotting girl-flesh, combined with the degraded texture of her milky-white skin, which every instinct in my body told me I should be revolted by… made me irresistably horny; I lusted for her.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Unfortunately, her rotten flesh couldn’t withhold my strike and immediately ripped into pieces, thus making the oh-so-flavorful necrophiliac scene impossible to render.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Inconnu Posted:

Unfortunately, her rotten flesh couldn’t withhold my strike and immediately ripped into pieces, thus making the oh-so-flavorful necrophiliac scene impossible to render.

I began to clean her up, a grim look on my face from the inherent nervousness that comes with cleaning up after an aids-ridden whore.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Suddenly, a smooth, arousing and unmistakably female voice over door chirped: “Room service!”

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