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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

http://samizdat.cc/cyoa

It is a dissection of those Choose Your Own Adventure books. Click on play at the top left for little interactive thing.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

That is very cool. Am I still allowed to keep my thumb on one page so I can go back and choose the correct page just in case the wizard kills me? Not that I ever did that of course. I always chose the correct path. Always.

Also, does anyone remember these Steve Jackson’s Fighting Fantasy books?

Jalapeno Boo-
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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Afterthotz Posted:

That is very cool. Am I still allowed to keep my thumb on one page so I can go back and choose the correct page just in case the wizard kills me? Not that I ever did that of course. I always chose the correct path. Always.

Also, does anyone remember these Steve Jackson’s Fighting Fantasy books?

I ****ing loved those books. Know what else was awesome? Be an Interplanetary Spy.

Treasured, geeky memories ITT.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

That’s amazing, read through the whole thing. Though the only choose your own adventure books I read were the Goosebumps books in that format in elementary school.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I love this. I just played all the way through the zork one.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Afterthotz Posted:

Also, does anyone remember these Steve Jackson’s Fighting Fantasy books?

Remember them?

Hell, I still HAVE them. Right over there —> in a box.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Johnny Mac Posted:

That’s amazing, read through the whole thing. Though the only choose your own adventure books I read were the Goosebumps books in that format in elementary school.

Night in Werewolf Woods like a mother ****er.

As a child, I would dog ear every page with a choice, so I could go back and make sure I hit every possible page. The obsessive compulsions of childhood were truly the best obsessive compulsions of our lives.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

all I did was the finger method. And cheat of course.

The Stupendo-
us Yappi

Avatar: 174187 Mon Jun 08 16:10:35 -0400 2009

Level 35 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Cool. Thanks for the link.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Fortunato Posted:

all I did was the finger method. And cheat of course.

“What the ****? I died? You know what, I wasn’t really gonna do that anyway.”

Yeah. I used to have a lot of the Jackson books. And I have every Goosebumps made… up until I hit about fifteen years old. I’ve got, maybe, four of the CYOA books.

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