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News Friendship reconsidered.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I have been looking at my friend list and wondering who these people are? And how are they my friends? Will they go to the malt shoppe with me? Could I trust them to search for my fish if missing? If I have a frightening dream about aglets will they try to comfort me? Would they be honest and tell me when I am being rubbish. Would anyone of them lance boils off of my feet? Or is all about being one step closer to some pixelated badge of no true value? So I deleted them all.

So I ask of you, the constant reader, are there any that are interested in being a true friend of mine? If so, post in this thread why you would like to be my friend. Also post what you are looking for in a friend, because this is about both of us and not a one sided commitment. I will read the posts here and for those that I think are here for the right reasons and would be a good friend, and I for them, I will send a friend request to you. To show that this is not some sort of scam.

This will go on until I feel I have enough friends, or I become bored with it.

CPR training not required.

twas edited this message on 11/21/2009 3:54AM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Was,

I’ve always enjoyed seeing you in these forums. You’re witty and intelligent, amongst other desirable qualities. I’m not looking for much in a friend, just someone to talk to every now and then. Share some laughs. What not. I’m generally laid back, and don’t mind a healthy debate if we can’t agree on something.

It would be an honor to be considered your friend.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Was, saW, aWs, asW, sWa.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I need you in my friend collection Log in to see images!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Was, each day as I’m about to click the Flamebate tab, I wonder if you’ve pushed the envelope far enough in the last day to be temp banned again for some silly minor infraction.

Also, you’re a p cool guy. Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

I want to know if you approve of me. We also live in the same state, so we can always be close, if only geographically. Log in to see images!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

For one I am not a huge fabulous person. For two you’re an actually pretty cool guy. Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I have a marked preference for underscores.

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

i know black people!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I value the friendship of anyone who seriously considers posting in iambic pentameter.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Fortunato Posted:

I value the friendship of anyone who seriously considers posting in iambic pentameter.

So long as men can read, or eyes can see,

So long lives thread, and thread gives joy to thee.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

youre the only person i like here

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
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Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Aldo_Anything Posted:

I have a marked preference for underscores.

I am not sure what you are referring to or how it applies.

twas edited this message on 11/22/2009 1:34AM

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Well strangely enough your current friends list shows me as being your friend three times already despite you not being on my friends lists.

Leaving that aside for the moment, I don’t require a friend request from you.

Friendship is not based on some silly list in an even sillier game.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Hello was.

I know our direct interactions between one another have been rather minimal, but whatever antics I see you up to never ceases to make life interesting, and for the better (compared to other, nameless peoples antics around here anyway) and yet, when your antics get you in a little bit of trouble, you aren’t one to because all whiny and BAWWWWW about it, you just come right back as your same old self, just a little wiser for the road which really truly embodies the spirit of Forumwarz. Its always enjoyable to see you around, and frankly, that’s what friends really are for.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Was, I firmly believe that my spirit animal is a spectral bat.

I would be honored for your scorpion fish self to be my friend.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Full of rubbish is often fun, I wouldn’t discount that. Cool is wickedly overrated.

*spanks!*

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

You seem to be one of the individuals around here that is as well-rounded a reader as I am, and I value your opinion on such matters. Your opinions are often well written, humorous, and honest.

For my part, I have very little to offer beyond my occasional (if rare) sparks of wit, and an honest reciprocation of opinions and ideas.

Is that enough of a base for an Internet friendship?

 

Oh, and beer…

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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I don’t think we have them down here, but I’d be happy to go with you to the ‘Malt shoppe’.

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