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Art Suggestion: Street domination

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Thinking that dom would be even more fun if played in person, I conducted an experiment last week. I think it went okay, but could have been better. Here’s my log of what I did.

I gotta tell you, getting antifreeze is really hard on an average person’s income. I had to take out a loan.

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And then I was off to the casino to try my luck at blackjack. Fortunately, I finally managed to get two scoops.

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Unfortunately, by the time I got my fourth winning hand, I was down $100,000. I’m really ****ty at gambling.

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I had to sell my car to pay off the debt.

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I could only get $500 for the car. So my uh, “loan officer” came looking for me.

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I ran. And picked up a chick (bonus!).

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With good luck and guile, we managed to get away from both the hitman and the ice robot. Once we were safe, we parted ways so that I could work on finding some forums to pwn. I didn’t stick around long enough to find out what this forum was all about, but I did mess with one guy’s powerpoint presentation.

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From there, I went around town as fast as I could, trying to get lemon, pistachio, and vanilla. But I just couldn’t hold that many scoops in my pockets and started dropping everything. And then, worst of all, my vanilla started to melt. Aside: could we get some kind of cooler for holding scoops in the future? I think that would really help.

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By the end of the week, I was pretty beat. But I knew I’d have to convert some of my scoops into cards if I was going to win.

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And then, with 10 minutes left, I started throwing my cards, hitting everyone in sight.

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At the end, I lost consciousness and blacked out. When I came to, I found that I had received a Major Award!

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Actually, not really. It was a medal in the shape of a trophy. Still, yay me!

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If any of you guys want to try this next week, let me know.

spacekadt

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Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

for the record, I put this post here in the dom board. it might go better somewhere in rp, I’ll figure it out.

but other mods and minimods – not plk’s fault it’s here should any of you decide to do anything Log in to see images!

on second thought – I’m calling this humor and deciding it’s in a perfectly appropriate forum.

spacekadt edited this message on 11/14/2009 2:48AM
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